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I had a boomerang as a kid. So embarrassing knocking on someone's door after it had gone over the wall into their garden.
Can I have my boomerang back please.
Aren't they supposed to come back on their own?
Yes. Can I have my boomerang back please.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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First of all - a
no German chauffeur - italian
on his passage to execution - green mile
is joined by his old - grandpa
pointless alphabet - greek
which says agreekitaliangrandpagreenmile
I still don't get how that game works XD
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Seems like you wish to make a CCC of your own : )
Life is too shor
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Aardvark
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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And the next word in the dictionary is?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I will start at the end of the dictionary with "Zyxt" and we can meet in the middle
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"Arrivers"?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Arr.... said the pirate, no.
Life is too shor
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original
NO
German - GR
chauffeur on his passage to execution - AL
Pointless Alphabet - II
Obvious
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm being beaten up by a guy called Rupert?
Which movie?
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Battle of the Bears
veni bibi saltavi
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One Night in Rupert?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cemetery Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cemetery_Man[^]
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Brokeback Rupert
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Mortal Kombat England edition
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You mean Australian, right?
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Can also be applied, not sure how Murdoch would do in Hand to hand combat though
If that was what you meant.
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You have a bad memory, he has a wife you know
Someone tried to throw a cake at him, but his wife jumped up like a cat woman and stopped him.
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Oh right, I did completely forget about that.
Well her odds are quite better indeed
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A great song, my favourite performance of it is a tie between Alchemy and Live Aid with Sting
But Sultans Of Swing are best on Live Aid in general all of the instruments come together so well and adding the saxophone near the last solo is just genius.
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Nightmare or Wall Street: The Murdoch Years
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in The Vatican.
One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.
Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moshe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"
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Good one!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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