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... a week from today, according to the announcement in my e-mail this morning.
We're finally migrating from Bloatus Goatse(*) to Microsoft Outlook.
(*) Lotus Notes, to the blessedly unafflicted.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"I find Lotus Notes good."
---- said nobody ever
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Satan wrote, laughing maniacally as he did so: "I find Lotus Notes good."
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LOL!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a cow-worker who liked Blotus Goats and he now works for Disney. I will leave you to draw what conclusions you will. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: cow-worker
Clarabelle ?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Disney
Nagy Vilmos wrote: draw
I see what you did there! 
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I had a cow-orker who was dazzled by the marketing lies in phb-times and thought it would be a good replacement for outlook/exchange. Fortunately he had no authority to make such a change, and it was useful to know about his low baffle with BS threshold early on. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Have they got the lead-lined boxes to store the servers in for 20,000 years? That sh*t is more dangerous than a Polonium-210 Cocktail!
veni bibi saltavi
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I've heard the IS dudes are trying something a little more permanent than that. They're opening a wormhole from the server room to a location close to Sagittarius_A*[^], a few nanometers above the event horizon.
We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: a few nanometers above the event horizon
Gary Wheeler wrote: We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
Uh oh...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Oops(*).
(*) Of course, we're hoping we live in an offshoot of the Star Trek™ universe, so a little 'oops' with the physics will get resolved by the end of the episode.
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When Hawking made this announcement many other astronomers were rather dumbfounded.
There is an interesting documentary on this somewhere on youtube.
It turned out that Hawking said that information was not lost however he did not describe and prove the mechanism that allowed the information leave the event horizon.
This was what left the other astronomers dumbfounded - a statement was made but little proof was made to back it up.
Those theoretical physisists tsk tsk (as though I understand any of it!)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Congrats on that!
Hope we will ever take this step out of hell
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I would really appreciate that you write about your new life with "Outlook"
Dont be too optimistic. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Anything's got to be better than Lotus Notes.
Clay tablets inscribed with a sharp stone, for example.
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Lotus Notes?!
Where in God's name do you work?
You runnin Netware too there?
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Now all you have to do is get them upgrade their VB6 or possibly cobol apps
Oh, it's a bit better than that. Our 'legacy' product line is C++/MFC and maintained faithfully using Visual Studio .NET (2003). Our current product line is being developed with Visual Studio 2008.
Sadly, we still use Visual SourceSafe... we're not up with the cool kids and using git .
Software Zen: delete this;
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See the way to a hash before an evil goblin concealed itself with a depleted sack (11)
You're lucky (or perhaps not) that I remembered to do this, just flicking through my notepad for something and noticed the clue I'd written down yesterday.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Orchiectomy?
Having some trouble explaining it all though...
goblin - orc
concealed itself - hid?
Unless you meant orchidectomy but that would be 12 letters.
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You're on the right lines, but no.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Correct.
Thank the lord for that, your turn tomorrow.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Tomorrow's WSOCCC will be Houston time - i.e. very late!
I'll try to post it around 1230 UTC if I'm awake.
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