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Depends on who you're telling it to, but I guess "I ran out of invisible ink" is good with most people
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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The same way you discriminate between a piece of paper that you wrote on with invisible ink, and the piece of paper that was not written on
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Arrg, I didn't see your comment
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I have a question actually, if you write, and going to dip the pen in the ink again, how do you know where to start?
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Shirley the printer alerts you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Are you telling me you aren't paid to think?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You could join this[^] company then.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least the device makes you think
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Of how to convince your cat to step in?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't know, I wondered about that myself. Perhaps it will, as the entrance will smell of... oh well.
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My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
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Abhinav S wrote:
My answer is below. Its in invisible ink. |
There's nothing there. You must have run out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.
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Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?
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Awesome one today
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mind-refreshing.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I've reached the age where I buy new toys only to replace those that have met their demise.
2015 started with my trusty circa 2002 Panasonic HDD video recorder unceremoniously dying (fried processor board) after recording a 5 hour program (day 1 of the Barrett-Jackson auto auction), rendering 30 hours of video permanently unwatchable. Soon after I discovered I can no longer receive my favorite talk radio station (680 AM), because a high-rise that's being built near my home now obscures its reception. (I can receive other stations, but I rely on 680 to wake up.)
So...
Nothing lifts the spirit more than the smell of new electronics...
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: new electronics
Not high on my list.
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Sweet! I like the radio need a good alarm clock occasionally, let me know if it's any good!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: need a good alarm clock occasionally
I use my tablet. It sits there on charge every night, so it's to hand anyway.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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