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Haha! Fun one! 
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It would be funnier if they'd cut the word "gravity" out of the script altogether -- but I suppose it's because they're writing for a US audience.
This one[^] shows just how utterly non-sexist NASA is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By the way, you wasted some pixels on the redundant return 0;.
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I think you just proved programming is an art, not a science. 
/ravi
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Software Zen: delete this;
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How do you like the suite of debug features? I heard you can have like 3 watch windows. How cool.
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And there's the mandatory Dilbert[^]
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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This is some next level sh*t
TVMU^P[[IGIOQHG^JSH`A#@`RFJ\c^JPL>;"[,*/|+&WLEZGc`AFXc!L
%^]*IRXD#@GKCQ`R\^SF_WcHbORY87֦ʻ6ϣN8ȤBcRAV\Z^&SU~%CSWQ@#2
W_AD`EPABIKRDFVS)EVLQK)JKQUFK[M`UKs*$GwU#QDXBER@CBN%
R0~53%eYrd8mt^7Z6]iTF+(EWfJ9zaK-iTV.C\y<pjxsg-b$f4ia> -----------------------------------------------
128 bit encrypted signature, crack if you can
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I use a Hex editor
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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So that is how Minecraft was created, you create an image and MS Paint creates the application. Genius!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ha!
And there was I looking for a Hex editor, only yesterday!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"I do not enlighten those who are not eager to learn, nor arouse those who are not anxious to give an explanation themselves. If I have presented one corner of the square and they cannot come back to me with the other three, I should not go over the points again.6
The case is like that of someone raising a mound. If he stops working, the fact that it perhaps needed only one more basketful makes no difference; I stay where I am. Whereas even if he has not got beyond leveling the ground, but is still at work, the fact that he has only tilted one basketful of earth makes no difference. I go to help him.7" From Confucius' "The Analects," compiled long after his death circa BCE 429, translated by Sanderson Beck: [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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"Boot to the head." -- Confucius
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What he said 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If one has a basket, full of bacon, and he stops to pan fry the tender strips of fat and flesh, and is showing signs of struggle, I go to help him. However, if one makes an effort to cook the bacon in a microwave then I stay where I am.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That shows real progress, imho, in translation into Loungese !
Bill
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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BillWoodruff wrote: I stay where I am
Dunno. Rilke had ideas though:
"Everywhere I am folded, there I am a lie"
I've done some experimenting with the numbers here on cp. And this is what I get when I use the search engine in QA and terms "(C#) AND NOT c#":
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I'll see your Confucius, and raise you Aesop:
Aesop: As a countryman was carelessly driving his wagon along a miry lane, his wheels stuck so deep in the clay that the horses came to a standstill. Upon this the man, without making the least effort of his own, began to call upon Hercules to come and help him out of his trouble. But Hercules bade him lay his shoulder to the wheel, assuring him that heaven only aided those who endeavored to help themselves.
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*standing up applauding* love it
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