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GeneralRe: I swear to God, Code First databases are the worst idea out of Redmond since the DataSet Pin
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson11-Feb-15 5:25
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I have just the opposite right in front of my nose at this very moment. There is no distinction between layers. The whole application's logic is squeezed into stored procedures and database triggers.

Main properties of this 'code':
- It's 100% unreadable. Any hint to what's going on is hidden under masses of SQL, crazy casts, magic numbers, wild joins and thousands of lines of spaghetti code.
- It's redundant, every single task is also done in a similar way in several other procedures.
- Things are never as they seem. On every data table are several triggers. The triggers are extremely long, often thousands of lines and try to handle every consequence of every thinkable change in their datatables. And, of course, they also set off some more triggers. Even changing the sequence of some unrelated SQL statements in an SP can cause a totally different reaction of the triggers.

If I had the choice right now, I would much more like to deal with an ORM running amok than with this trigger hell.
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GeneralRe: I swear to God, Code First databases are the worst idea out of Redmond since the DataSet Pin
Henry Skoglund10-Feb-15 23:39
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