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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: Just seeing if I can post from my Android!
Sorry Glenn, it doesn't seem to post anything.
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh 'bother' back to the drawing board!
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You're a bloody engineer, what are you doing away from the drawing board?
veni bibi saltavi
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Point, but we have these things called 'puters which have made the drawing board a virtual thing
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<offtopic>
I am happy to see you are no longer in the PUB(I think). But what exactly does CONTRACTING mean? Did you have luck with the search of a(the) job?
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Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Cheers, got a contract last month, nobody has mentioned my profile photo change!
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That because all who saw it run to hide
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well that was the intended effect!
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You need
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I am contracting for a firm that makes coffee machines, I tend to have too much at the moment.
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Then you need
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're getting older.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're not getting older enough sleep.
FIFY
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: Not a good way to start the day and an indication you're not getting older enough sleep sheep FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You can try making a instant coffee with only hot water the that strange brown substance so you will be able to make real coffee. Making that wrong will mean that you just shouldn't get up from the bed at all.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Burn the heretic!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or you can just replace the coffee with English breakfast tea
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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That stuff should never be mentioned in the lounge, what if kids start using it?
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Help! Um, OK.
But I've got to go back to the beginning of the posting, first. I can't remember what the problem is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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First a cup of coffee. It's like oxygen masks on airplanes, first put your own on before helping others.
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Abandon coffee! I did it 40+ years ago - only the first 39 were hard to overcome ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Abandon coffee!
Coffee is dangerous and must be regulated by the government immediately.
People who drink it are terrible people and I'm having an extra large cup now.
Seriously, this cup of coffee is huge.
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That's a funny coincindence, because I made coffee the other day and forgot to put the coffee in.
Came down to a pot of clear hot water.
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I do the same thing, except I forget why I went to the kitchen in the first place.
/ravi
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