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V. wrote: I see brain dead people.
Anything with Nicolas Cage.
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Truth Be Told
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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QA - directors cut.
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This Is Spinal Tap
veni bibi saltavi
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That's "I see dead drummers".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I Vicar
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Die Hard: For real this time 
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"The Hexadecimal Sense"
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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What are the other fifteen ?  
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(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Zombieland
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Not The Others movie, but the other movie.
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The History of the United States
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Subtle[^] 
took me a few seconds to understand.
tip: you need to read the tooltip to understand the joke.
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The universe works in mysterious ways. 
Marc
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Quote: The universe works in mysterious ways
All I have to say on that is "What is six times nine?"!!!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Software installation[^]
Now, tell me you never did that! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, tell me you never did that!
I could tell you that, but then I'd be lying.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nah, I never do such thing. I always trust the installers and their estimated completion time.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Yep, all the time.
I also speak kind, loving words to get my computer to do something, as if it can hear me. I then curse its existence, when it can't.
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It's been a while since I installed Visual Studio.
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Snow[^]
What made me laugh? At last an honest politician! (If, I suspect, only briefly...)
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Last image.
Mouse over.
veni bibi saltavi
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