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Molasses ... so ... what do they do with the rest of the mole?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Our cat simply made a meal of the entire mole. Anyway, you could take the rest of the mole and dress up as Abraham Lincoln.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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what a disappointment I was expecting a mole dressed as Lincoln
note to self - even on a Friday afternoon, read the damn thing properly
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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+5 for a Tommy Cooper mention. Sorely missed. It was quite incredible that you could see his punch lines coming a mile of and they still had you in tears - just like that.
A friend's dad (yes, I do have a few!) was in the police force and had to see dear old Tommy for some purpose. Tommy gave a momento, a pen. The pen was inscribed "This pen was stolen from Tommy Cooper"
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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What's left of the mole runs for government office. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I think that there are too many snide comments being posted about members.
I think it should stop
and everyone concentrate on abusing Nagy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Says the guy named Johnson. 
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trust you to think of those members
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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At least it's not PETER Johnson... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or Dick...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the original's nickname was "Bloody Stupid" Johnson... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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+5 for a TP reference
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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-5 for not knowing it's Pterry!
veni bibi saltavi
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+5 for knowing that I know!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Member named Johnson, Shirley?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we scum put a lid on ourselves, where will the gas go ?
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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And Maunder should ban megalomanious user names!
Life is too shor
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I was fascinated to find out that "megalomanious" is the name of a record=label for death-metal rock-bands.
So, a megalomanious name for a programmer might be: Lud Zippoline ? Zizzy Stacktop ?
fyi: megalomaniacal would be the adjective form a megalomaniac.
manically yours, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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AC#/DC#?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Only an idiot calls an idiot an idiot, idiot!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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That comment reminds me of this song[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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