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Glad to hear you've come out of the coma you must have been in the past week.
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Been skiing. And by Christ my knees are knackered. I am too fat and old to ski like I used to, doesn't stop me trying though!
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isn't PHP scripting instead of programming?
Well you could Title it:
PH POOP : Quick & Dirty in the toilet 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: isn't PHP scripting instead of programming?
Reminds me of an answer to "What's the difference between Javascript and Java?" on StackOverflow:
"One is essentially a toy, designed for writing small pieces of code, and traditionally used and abused by inexperienced programmers.
The other is a scripting language for web browsers."
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That one is excellent 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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manchanx wrote: One is essentially a toy, designed for writing small pieces of code, and traditionally used and abused by inexperienced programmers
That description fits both. Any language with 'script' in it, especially if it is an interpreter, is essentially a toy. trying to get serious work done with something like that has a long tradition all the way back to Mickeysoft BASIC.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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No. Every time I had to do with PHP bozos, they were bragging that they could program everything with PHP. When asked to do something impossible, like writing a nice 3D game, they called this unfair, since PHP is only a scripting language, after all.
They always remind me of those little dogs. They try to bark with the big guys and quickly disappear into some handbag when being taken by their word.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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One of the Reviews:
Well written and concise book to get into PHP OOP. [..] this will help the reader learn the material better in the end.
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manchanx wrote: in the end.
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I always knew that there had to be some kind bible for PHP. It's impossible that so many clowns all over the world independently come up with the same kind of code.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Thinking of lisp predicate functions, would phpp(poop) always return true?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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sorry but anyone who smuggles drugs for an international cartel does not, imho deserve a "what a guy" to me its more "scumbag"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm not going to take the click-bait, but if it's the story Aunty ran a week or two ago then he was broke and sent himself back to Oz in a box via airfreight. Nowt to do with drugs or stuff.
veni bibi saltavi
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he has a book out (which is why its all over the papers etc) in which he admits to smuggling drugs so I would say that it is relavent
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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He barely escaped being executed for smuggling drugs.
All in all, it doesn't seem like he was that nice a guy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"This reminds me of something", Leslie
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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"Something"? - What is it?
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It's this[^], but that's not important right now...
I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Got a call from Iris this morning (an elderly lady, mother of a friend of mine - I sort out her computer problems from time to time). "My picture of the dolphin has vanished, can you get it back for me?"
This means "My desktop background picture has changed on my Win 8 laptop. Please fix it!"
So I figure it'll be a quick five minutes, and pop over to see her.
Nope.
Everything is gone. It's like she just re-installed windows 8.0.
Her pictures are still on her HDD, but...Office is gone, email is gone, chrome: vanished. McAffee is installed! 
Windows defender? Gone.
"I lost something, so I pressed 'restore'" ... and she can't remember where or how she got to "restore" - but there are no saved restore points, no nothing...
Simple job? I think not. So I've taken her lappie off her and it's sitting here beside me while I work out exactly what to do now.
Bang goes my quiet day... 
[edit]
First thing: Find out what she's done. Looks like she has found and used "restore to factory defaults" - there are no windows updates listed past 01/09/2012.
So, we need to get that lot done first (hopefully including an update to 8.1)
But...windows first needs to update windows updater.
And the installation of windows updater failed, so the update service isn't running.
Am I on Candid Camera or something?
[/edit]
[edit2]
Fixed that: "138 important updtaes are available"
Long day. Loads of reboots. Joy is unconfined.
[/edit2]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 10-Mar-15 7:45am.
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I have a laptop that wait for keyboard replace, can you pop over too?
(It is not urgent, the laptop waits for the remake like 5 years and my wife already destroyed two others since - so you can take your time to fix it  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It might take a while...
Iris looks to have hit "restore to factory defaults": the last windows update installed is dated 01/09/2012.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Given that OG lives in Wales and you live in Israel, that would be a really expensive on-site service call.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh, I'm not in rush - he can walk all the way...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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