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You underestimate the destructive power of vodka.
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Could be worse, could be Gin
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Gin is fine, but I prefer Cribbage.
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Snap.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I dislike vodka, but my father believed in the healing power of whiskey. He lived to the ripe old age of 98!
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Vodka and I don't get along. Tequila es mi amigo.
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Drinking and smoking may shorten your life. Get married and it's over instantly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Get married and it's over instantly.
On the contrary, every day feels like a year in jail...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Depends. Some people are gaining eternal life through work. Because every day lasts an eternity
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Sporting increases life span, but the time you get will be spent sporting.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Sporting increases life span Cool! I channel surf all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I surf the internet all the time
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As long as it's at the house.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hmm, is this some sort of riddle? Were you ask who died?
In that case Id put money on Jeremy Clarkson
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I thought the same thing when I heard this on the radio this morning. Who the hell fronts the money for this crap?!
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Note the date it goes on sale.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Note it says it is NOT an April Fool joke, just extreme bad taste
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Quote: just extreme bad taste smell
FTFY
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One word: Japan.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Go over to India and spray it on some cattle?
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They said it's "limited" - it will thus sell out quickly to those who think it will go up in value, with time, and those who want to feel they are special.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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