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Aaah, religion.
We'll never get rid of it
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Keyword: "drunken".
Other topics that they would have fought just as nastily over:
- Whose sister's Barbie dolls were better.
- Whether trees.
- Ending sentences with a preposition.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The last item on your list is unheard of!
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+5 Grammar Genius Points
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RUs123 wrote: The last item on your list is unheard of! Now there's a classic case of bad parsing, of the type jumped on by idiots who believe that such a ridiculous rule exists*.
"To hear of" is a phrasal verb, so your sentence ends with a verb, not a preposition.
* For those of you not in the know, it is absolutely forbidden to end a sentence with a preposition -- in Latin!
Idiots who had studied Latin and Greek at great length tried to also apply the rule to English, which they had studied to a much lower degree.
The same ridiculous attempted application of Latin rules can be seen with the "never split an infinitive" bollocks.
It is absolutely impossible to split a Latin infinitive, because they are single words, not two words, as English infinitives are.
What we can learn from this is: "A little learning is a dangerous thing".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was the only example I could think of.
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Bingo!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: - Whose sister's Barbie dolls were better.
Here you have the answer.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The good news is that she is in a red jacket, so her life expectancy is measured in minutes, not hours...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As if Kirk ever lost a Redskirt.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Lucky it wasn't an argument over a windows phone or it could have gotten messy.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Quote: The roommates, Jiro Mendez and Elias Ecevo, have non life-threatening injuries from stabbing each other with broken beer bottles in this crime of OS-related passion.
America has really gone downhill lately.. whatever happened to a good old-fashioned assault with a semi-automatic rifle? Broken beer bottles, indeed!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: with a semi-automatic rifle
Only used for the tabs vs. spaces
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Pistols at dawn, sir! Pistols at dawn.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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No, that's for braces that are not on a new line.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: No, that's for braces that are not on a new line.
Personally I prefer a belt to keep my britches in place.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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The best Barbies only wear belts as fashion statements, not for function.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The fashion bit is a bonus
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Apple wins!! Never heard of Andriod.
Now if you were comparing Android and Apple things could be different!!
Yes, nitpicky.
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Speelling was never my strong point
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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/* Not a technical question but about my phone's behavior */
My phone is Lenova A6000. After a few hours of use; on the left button click it shows the amount of memory available. A good 150 MB seems to be losing out. I could confirm this on reboot when this 150 MB is reclaimed then. Furthermore, even using ES Task Manager this lost memory does not seem to be getting reclaimed.
Any other good memory management/task management tools for Android KitKat?
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don't worry about it, it is only the overhead of the NSA monitoring software
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Have you installed any apps that you use or might run in the background? It might not be the OS. I've had the same problem before on both a Samsung Galaxy Nexus using JB and ICS as well as a LG Nexus 5 using KK. Phone gets sluggish, check memory, missing a lot. Reboot, and it is all back.
Both times it turned out to be an app that I had downloaded to try out. Needless to say they got uninstalled.
Go into settings, then under Device, pick Apps, and check the Running tab. If anything is eating up a lot there you can try killing it. After that, click the three dots in the upper right and select "Cached Processes". That is where your most likely to find your culprit.
Also, if you have any apps that notify you that you don't really need to see. Turn them off. It seems a common theme that developers for Android are not using the recommended design schedule to call home and check for updates or whatnot.
Edit: Oh, and yes there was a suspected memory leak in one of the KitKat versions. Only way to free up the memory was to reboot the phone. Update your phone when you can.
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Outlook.com seems to be quite memory hungry.
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being memory hungry != having memory leaks.
I'd rather be phishing!
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