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Bob in his Mountie outfit.
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A Kangaroo with an Uzi.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: Kangaroo with an Uzi
Naah! An octopus with 8 Uzis!
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How about a Dalek from Doctor Who.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A smiley face -- it's a much happier solution to the alternatives.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We're all too busy getting RSI from marking abusive postings, I imagine.
Where are the wazzocks who seem to enjoy the whole down-voting thing? When they could actually be useful, they're nowhere to be found. Lazy, good-for-nothing pillocks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sunday?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm pretty sure that a pillock is a pillock, no matter what day of the week it is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Posting Chinese spam, I imagine...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, at least that means that google translate is actually of use to someone!
i.e. if you want to translate what you say into a language that no-one can read anyway*.
* When I say "no-one", I'm discounting a couple of billion people who aren't very active on QA from the equation.
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82418 posts that the automated system did catch...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you mean in addition to those about 3000 that we saw in QA?
(have a nice weekend...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes.
These are the ones that didn't make it into QA!
And it's a page refresh for each individual item in there...
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Makes me wonder by which criterion the messages that made it into QA were rated as non-spam
obligatory meme[^]
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Probably no room left in the moderation queue...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sounds plausible
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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OriginalGriff wrote: And it's a page refresh for each individual item in there...
You can hit several before the refresh, but to fight fire with fire we'll need a tool.
modified 26-Apr-15 10:32am.
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My missus says that all the Chinese ones are spam, so if anyone can batch whammy them, so much the better.
I've asked her to fire off a few e-mails to her buddies, informing them of the loss of face that this is causing.
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You take the first 41209 and I'll start on the rest
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Why do Laurel & Hardy and sodas come to mind?
If it starts up again, I'd suggest closing new membership registration for an hour, till their bot gets bored.
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Not a bad idea! Trouble is the living breathing hamsters might not be aware yet - quarter to 9 on a Sunday morning ...
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I'd love to help, but I'm not a moderator so can't sorry
Anyway I'm sure as soon as Chris passes by they will all get the boot in one hit
Tom
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Please help kicking the spammers in QA -
Spammer-Lists in the Spam&Abuse forum
edit: some still need more kicks
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
modified 26-Apr-15 9:57am.
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It seems attack stopped a half hour ago, but still over 130 pages of spam messages there...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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