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"So, that's it ... then: you're not willing to change; I'm not willing to change ..."
"Yep."
"Do you remember when I offered to reduce my color palette."
"Yep."
"And ... you ... wouldn't budge a hair on sampling frequency, or bit-depth ... let alone a pixel, or a few lousy hertz."
"Yeah ... but ... you know ... let's not forget who started it by calling me a 'low-fi knock-off.' "
"Oh, right ... bring that up again: ... so: who wrote a song with the words: 'little-piggy slumlord goes a slummin' ?"
"At least I can write a song ... make a joke !"
"Oh, yeah ... the 'not creative - no feelings' bit."
"This is pointless !"
"You got that right !"
"I'm flushing you right out of my buffer ... now."
"And, I just erased your entire partition ... hah !"
"I'm lonely."
"Me ... too."
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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When astronauts die, do they run an orbituary?
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Only if they have the space.
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To be fair, he is star struck.
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A meteoric rise will do that to you.
/ravi
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If you want to be sure that succeeds you best planet well.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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and comet time and energy following that plan.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Plan? What plan? It's hardly rocket science!
/ravi
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You know, the plan that comes from that first pulsar of inspiration.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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That would be Plan 9[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Boooo!
You should Apollogize for that.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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He'll already be on an escape vector
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I think an apogee is in order.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I think you can easily be eclipsed.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I guess they'd go to heaven, you're overthinking it...
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PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I only noticed today, but it could have been longer.
See questions in Bugs and Sugs, if you have no idea what I am talking about.
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Slacker007 wrote: So, what was the issue with the site today?
The intern clicked "check-in"
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Obviously this guy[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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I installed the demo on Friday, gave it a whirl and then sent a question to support:
Quote: I have Solution Wide Analysis enabled under OPtions-Code Inspection-Settings Enable Code Analysis and Enable Solution Wide Analysis.
It works in all my .C# solutions. In the one c++ (MFC) solution I have nothing is reported to the Resharper-Inspect-Code issues in solution window; despite numerous items being shown in the sidebar for individual files.
I just got this back in response:
Quote:
Unfortunately R# C++ 1.0 doesn't have Solution Wide Analysis functionality. We will try to include it in the next major release.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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1) You don't understand what the young peasants are talking about.
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3) You hate rowdy taverns
4) You constantly worry that you might have The Black Death.
5) You neither know nor care who Blondel is sleeping with.
6) Crusaders seem younger every year.
7) You struggle with new technology, such as the Heavy Plough, and the Longbow.
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9) You keep forgetting who the King is.
10) You dream of buying a second hovel in Anglo-Burgundian Paris.
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Are you the new jester at the CP court? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Prithee Sirrah! Hie thee hence, or lose thy life!
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