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Needs more BACON!
veni bibi saltavi
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Gonna need a bigger plate first!
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this one seems sufficient[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ooh, I love the idea of replacing the egg with bacon.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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You forgot about the steak & kidney pie. Don't leave out my favorite! I love traditional English breakfasts, but my doctor would kill me, if the cholesterol durrent get me first! 
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Don't forget the black pudding
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'm not a big fan, I prefer to replace it with more BACON!
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I use it to compliment the BACON. The other half always gives me her bacon during a cooked breakfast as she goes off it, so there is no real need to worry about bacon shortages.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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According to my smoker friends,
If (Cigarette) { activateSuperIdeas();}
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Gittum wrote:
if (Cigarette)
{
activateSuperIdeas();
dieOf(lungCancer || coronaryHeartDisease || heartAttack || stroke || peripheralVascularDisease ||<br />
damagedBloodVessels || cerebrovascularDisease || chronicBronchitis || emphysema || pneumonia);
}
FTFY!
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Depends on how good you are at programming.
If you're rubbish, then falling asleep can only improve your code when your head bounces off the keyboard...
A lot of coders use this technique: see QA for proof.
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Heavy breakfast is not good for anyone - but to answer the question, yes, digesting food costs energy.
..but do take into account that no single animal in the wild has ever heard of this thing called "breakfast". Lions do not wake up to find a meal waiting to get their day started. I think it is rather unhealthy to eat when you just woke up.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Well yes.
You should at least get out of bed... 
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Oh, yes please! 
White and one, if you'd be so kind.
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The only good coffee is the one as black as your soul 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I have a very pure soul.
[Lie mode: Disable]
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Pure darkness, i see ...
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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What do you ask these guys questions like that?
Their idea of breakfast is bacon and gin in a blender, and that only because bacon-flavored gin is not on the market.
It destroys what programming abilities they may have had - but fortunately, after a hearty breakfast like this they don't seem to mind.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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DEFAULT is best.
BOLD is bad.
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Where's the Grimly Fiendish CCC you promised?
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It is so fiendish you can't even see it.
Try solving it now!
A brilliant innovation but I fear it will lead to him having to set tomorrow's too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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He don't get her till about 12 give him a chance.
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P0mpey3 wrote: He don't get her till about 12
What's he going to do to her at noon? 
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Humble apologies - only just got home from work!
Will be there in a min.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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