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Thanks!
Here is an other quote from that movie:
It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.
Since when does a platoon or two count as a legion? And those best troops get beaten up by stone age teddy bears?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well I should ask the Romans how many troops are there in a legion, but judging by the size of a platoon nowadays, it's not even close.
The second question is easily answered with this joke:
A trooper and a red shirt battle. The trooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
I deliberately wrote only trooper - you know what kind of a trooper it should be. 
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Sure, but don't confuse redshirts with redskirts. One sort dies before the commercial break, the other sort has to flee from the captain before the commercial break.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Unless you are in Scotland, then you might as well chase no one, no matter the colour of their "skirt". 
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If it would have been "It's the world against my programming" it would have been: "me, myself and who the hell is Irene?"
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Oh, God![^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's a holiday!
"Hemel" is Dutch for "Heaven", and the Dutch 'V' is pronounced like the English 'F', so, as you can imagine, it's pretty windy (hovering around 30kph).
But at least it's not rai...
Oh.
Forget that last bit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It may be raining where you are
The skies may not seem very clear
But the sun it shines here...
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I'll trade you for the wet, miserable, gray day we have here... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...gray...
Please tell me that you at least f***ed up and actually spell it grey.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Beat me to it.
For shame, indeed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Under normal circumstances, but our Colonial Cousins have difficulty with non-US spellings so have to allow for their educational limitations... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: she specializes in Shouting and worse
Or is that your "specialization"?[^]
// EDIT
And I meant the spelling and not shouting or silence from the referenced post.
I ain't got no signature.
modified 5-May-15 4:09am.
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I am going to be there on July to check personally if the weather is really so bad or Welsh people are just whining puppetts.
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But who cares anyway?
Somehow those clouds disappear
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's a holiday!
Yes, but AFAIK, it is "liberation day". Hemelvaart is in nine days.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ah, but liberation from whom?
Go on, google it; you know you want to...
I wish I'd known. Leiden is fun on Liberation Day; I'd have popped down there.
I never pay attention to calendars. Even Christmas surprises me, most years.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Vuck did I read today?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I'm sure you're referring to the dialect spoken in The Netherlands, because here in Belgium, (where they speak proper Dutch, ... euh mostly), the V is pronounced as in verdict, vixen, vice, vermin and, of course, V.
PS: Hemelvaart is on May 14th ...
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You'd better watch out if it gets REALLY windy[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hello? hello hello hello ...
Is there anybody out there? there there there ...
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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No. Didn't you get the memo? The internet is closed, because the Cat Pictures storage facility is full.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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