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These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful.
- We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
- Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
- Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
AND
- I haven't verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Vivic wrote: women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
When you're married you learn not to go there. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: When you're married you learn not to go there.
And not just when married,my ex-girlfriend didn't like it either 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Stefto wrote: my ex-girlfriend
I think I see the problem.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Vivic wrote: We all love to spend money buying new clothes
You got that wrong, I have to be forced out to the bloody shops when the wife, who does NOT get told she is carrying a little extra, refuses to wash twice a week and I run out of work shirts 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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All well and good, but I think you left out irrefutable #5:
5. Human males' sexual desperation inevitably generates the lowest forms of sexist humor possible in a vain attempt to deny abject neediness, and existential uncertainty resulting from inherent biological inferiority.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Vivic wrote: We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
I hate spending money on clothes, and almost everything in life is better without them.
Vivic wrote: Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Looks like a list of Australian piss to me, but when it comes to beer I'd rather go without than drink some of the crap that is available.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Maybe that's how you get people going to church again...
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Anyone interested[^]?
I am not!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Well, I am!
I want to be killed last hey!
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May you succeed to survive. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Finally found one I can solve. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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/ravi
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[pedant]oblong, slightly warped[/pedant]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Does anyone know who originates these words? Perhaps the Washington Post, which runs a weekly competition on neologisms.
Anyway, for your enjoyment:
Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
Askhole : A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Ambitchous : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .
Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.
Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses.
Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Deja Poop : The feeling that the same sh*t keeps happening over and over to you.
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My favorite is
Circumvent: The opening in the front of men's underwear
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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How about:
Reprehensitive: When your representative acts reprehensibly. As in Ted Cruz is a reprehensitive from Texas.
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Vivic wrote: Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
A much better use of the term would've been terrorists who manage get their explosives to go off before intended. (I was searching for a sample video that was on the BBC site a few weeks ago, but then decided against repeatedly using these search terms...)
Vivic wrote: Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
That just seems to me like the polite thing to do (I'm assuming that "ignoring", in this context, involves a smartphone).
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I've just discovered that the collective noun for a group of Squid is "A Shoal"
Damnit .. it should be a "Squad of Squid"!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the squads should come in fours 
A Quad Squid Squad.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
modified 17-May-15 11:34am.
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Not just squid - I believe it applies to all species of fish.
/ravi
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