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I am 43 years old and a military veteran.
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a) we thank you for your service. 
b) what has your service got to do with anything? Why did you feel the need to say that?
c) shut-up, kid - I have a underpants older than you. 
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Does a backwards poet write inverse?
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No his publications have effect of reflection.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Is a friend in Italy a pal-in-rome?
Sorry got so much to do but not motivated at all and taking it out on y'all.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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In exactly the same fashion a poet in prison writes the converse.
Software Zen: delete this;
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And the lazy poet is writing averse, the salacious poet gets paid perverse, and the PR minded poet writes adverse.
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Having that "I can't wait until 5PM so I can stop doing the sucky thing I'm working on and start doing something interesting." constant feeling.
It looks like I'll be spending at least the next two weeks (possibly the next two months) restyling the GOP Center's website. All CSS. 
And to add insult to injury, I am NOT a Republican!!!!
On the positive side, the artist I'm working with is fantastic.
Marc
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Easter egg.
Just saying.
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That makes my worries Palin to insignificance.
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Marc Clifton wrote: You know what sucks?
Is it a vacuum cleaner?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Marc Clifton wrote: All CSS
Have you tried DICSS[^]? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Have you tried DICSS[^]?
That was really great!
Marc
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I'm glad I'm not your son. You'd be quite disappointed in my gift. You're expectations are quite high. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I quite like the '33 Lincoln.
OK - you can buy it for me.
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So - you're absolutely sure that this is the one you want then? 
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Yeah - it's the running boards that sold it to me.
It's very kind of you to offer to buy it for me, I must say! 
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I'm always forgetting to unmute my phone when I get home on days I take it to work (I can't take it into the lab I spend most of the day working, and I refuse to be that person who abandons his phone to annoy co-workers[^] all day long). Since it appears there're about a million apps for this, I decided to ask the hive mind for which ones did/n't work for them. As for general preferences, I'd prefer something that doesn't think it should be running my entire life if I let it on my phone; and would rather pay 99 cents than with my privacy.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Never occurred to me that there could be an app for that (I share this mute/unmute 1st world problem with you), but it sure could come handy !
I thought you were exaggerating it with "a million apps for this", but a quick google points to articles like 50+ Best Apps to Mute/Unmute your phone 
I am eager to know what the fellow CPians would propose. (I think an app that unmutes it as soon as I am home = in range of my home wifi)
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Rage wrote: (I think an app that unmutes it as soon as I am home = in range of my home wifi)
Would certainly be easy enough to put together, plus it could be tailored to exactly what was needed.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well I had one app which worked fine for me.. based on the WIFI, you can have two profiles. So automatically when I came to home and my phone detected my home WIFI, it switched to home profile.
Unfortunately I forgot the name.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I don't connect to work's wifi (I'd need to install a large package of corporate crapware to do so), and want work to be the exceptional case; so triggering off of that wouldn't work for me.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I wonder if detecting rather than connecting to a network could be used as the trigger (I also have no interest in installing the corporate crap required)!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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why an app? setting your phone to flight mode shouldn't allow it to connect to any network, meaning that it will shut up most of the notifications... i think
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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