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In a winery, the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of a replacement.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in oak barrels".

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, lightly-charred oak barrels previously used to store Scotch".

"Correct."

A third glass.

''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"

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