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I know. Thunderstruck, blown away...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think i understand now 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The wife's PMT
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Bambi
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Dante's Peak
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Bradley Wiggins has broken the holy grail of cycling and set a new Hour record of 54.526km. That's an absolutely fantastic achievement 
See here[^] for the full story.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Agreed, he's a top man. This is one of those records that is always going to escalate as it is so iconic and it's absolutely fitting that Sir Bradley should hold it.
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Quote: This is one of those records that is always going to escalate as it is so iconic and it's absolutely fitting that Sir Bradley should hold it.
Completely agree
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Naive moi to think that mega-site cleans house regularly of scam-a-ramas, and videos containing links to dodgy sites offering to download copyrighted content to you for free ... if you sign-up (which I assume is equivalent to downloading the latest bot-infestation).
I recently discovered a 1928 full-length (b&w, no talkie) movie, "The Man Who Laughs," on there, which was a wonderful treat; I assume that's no longer copyrighted. If you have a very long attention-span, and, perhaps, have read the novel by Victor Hugo (I read it age 13, in 1956) and found it moving, and you enjoy highly stylized cinema: well, check it out. But, it's not for everybody.
When I went on the site today to see what they had in the way of content related to the Polish 1965 movie "Rękopis znaleziony w Saragossie," "The Saragossa Manuscript," which I was discussing with a friend by e-mail, a favorite of mine since the late 1960's when I watched it in the UC Theater in Berkeley, a cinema (perhaps, more accurately: a "movie joint") known for its ... uhhh ... atmospheric fragrance, as well as phenomenon like people sitting down in front of you, opening Chinese take-out, and eating it with chopsticks, loudly ... I'm not making this up 
But, no: the site's a pigpen full of invitations to put your snout into illegal troughs and root.
Gobsmacked, I.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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"...pigpen full of invitations to put your snout into illegal troughs ..." LOL, good point and funny metaphor, and BTW, "Cul-de-sac" of Polanski is also a nice movie ...
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Thanks, Tachyonx, I'll look for that film: if it's a "frame story" (stories-within-stories) and/or recursive, that's my cuppa java.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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@Cornelius-Henningg
I see your train overflow[^] and raise you an integer overflow[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You might have raised People overflow. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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All I can say, is: ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I see your truck overflows, and raise you a whole bunch of reservoir overflows[^]
(Bing because Google on iOS Safari doesn't give the link in the URL bar, just the search terms  )
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Aaaargh! You got me! Please tell my wife to bury me in the shade under the peach tree. The light is fading fast!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I see your reservoir overflow and raise you a Stackoverflow[^]. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Recursion, see Recursion.
Loop, infinite, see Infinite Loop
Infinite Loop, see Loop, Infinite
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: "He He"
/ravi
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Cu Te
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Yttrium Oxygen Uranium Aluminium Sulphur Oxygen?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I resemble that! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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