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That's what the "perhaps?" part is there for!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Meine Befehle sind in den Wind gesprochen. Es ist unmöglich, unter diesen Umständen zu führen.Es ist aus. Der Krieg ist verloren. Aber wenn Sie, meine Herren, glauben, dass ich deswegen Berlin verlasse, irren Sie sich gewaltig!Eher jage ich mir eine Kugel in den Kopf! Tun Sie, was Sie wollen
Which movie?
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Foreign one with subtitles 
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Paris in Berlin.
Life is too shor
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I thought it was "Debbie Does Invades Poland"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Paris never was in Berlin, but Berlin visited Paris twice...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Indeed, do you know how many soldiers you need to defend paris?
A: Nobody knows, it has never been tried 
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Actually in WWI Germans stopped some 40 Km from Paris - but the soldiers on the frontline were from Canada and UK (and some US and other British Empire related)...
And the only time french was able to hold Paris was in the time of the 'huguenots wars' ... the attackers were French too
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sir, are you implying that the French are poor attackers? Even poorer than defenders?
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megaadam wrote: Sir, are you implying that the French are poor attackers? Even poorer than defenders?
You should review this[^].
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Surely Berlin in Paris?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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"Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it..."
Same source??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
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Germany in the 40's
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Mr small moustache is ruling
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Was ist es gut für... Absolut nichts!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Edwin Starr?
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Nah, it's from this[^].
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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No funny answer, but I did actually know the film for this one.
The YouTube channel with the alternative subtitles for one particular scene has some great versions.
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You see, when I visit YouTube I often look for metal music or guns videos, so YT suggests me videos on metal and guns.
Then I discovered a lot of funny Hitler parodies...
Now YT suggests me Hitler videos, metal and guns. It's not how it seems! 
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Der unbekannte Führer
I ain't got no signature.
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The Producers?
veni bibi saltavi
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The hangover
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