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Quote: Cheese knife? He eats it by the block!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have my IVG on standby!
veni bibi saltavi
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IVG? Intra-Venous Gin? That should be something!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You drink 60 bottles, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter, don't call me 'cause I can't go...
My daughters have driven me to Hell and below.
[With apologies to Merle Travis and to the miners]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 7-Jul-15 7:26am.
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"Mindenki azt kapja amit megérdemel..."
or
"Mindenki olyan kalappal köszön, amilyen van neki..."
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Curse a gnome!
veni bibi saltavi
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A bottle of Gin every hour, gives for the day enough power!
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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A gin a day
Keeps the daughter away
Life is too shor
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Get a job you feckless scrounger!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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- I don't get anything from the state.
- Your view is mirrored, with slightly more choice language, by my dear wife.
veni bibi saltavi
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You're still scrounging off the wife!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's what she said!
veni bibi saltavi
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I have noticed that they tend to ignore the many years when you were earning and they weren't...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep. Got one of those at uni. A real pain. Comes home for the holidays and makes a mess, steals my garage space. Uses my petrol. Eats all the food. Then she goes back to uni at other end of the country.
But I miss her.
It's a pain, but enjoy it while you can
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She's still at school so instead of using my petrol, she just expects me to drive her everywhere.
In other news, expectations may be crushed.
veni bibi saltavi
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Hang in there.. They grow out of it at about 17 and start to become humans again. In the interim.
GO ON A LONG SUMMER HOLIDAY (without the kids)
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We do go on along holiday - 5 weeks this year - and for ten blessed days they'll be staying with Mrs Wife's God Mother!
Yee haa!
veni bibi saltavi
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Mrs Wife's God Mother? That's a euphemism if ever I saw one. It's Siberian Labour Camp, isn't it?
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30 minutes in; are you off your t*ts yet?
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I am going to the garage, I may be some time.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm sorry did you say something?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Just get her a boy friend that drives. That way he can take care of her. Oh, wait....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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"Rules about a Greek no are dangerous" (5)
Good luck
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Pay your DEBT! (6)
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Not sure how you get GREXIT out of that.
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