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Did brave Egyptians write in heroglyphics?
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All I can say is Ra-Ra
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Perhaps, while cowards were thrown off a glyph.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't make an asp of yourself and Nile pyramid your posts to see if they're worth a read.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why oh why do you continue to Rameses jokes down our throats?
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Because I Khan...
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Sorry, couldn't tell you. All I've got is a Euro ...
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Search me Tarzan you Jane Goodall quiet on the Western frontal assault and peppermill on the floss your teething ring of fire on the mountain pass Hasbro has a monopoly on Monopoly J. Cobb pipestem cell research
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...and this kids, is your mind on crystal meth.
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But ... but ... the ponies!
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Are they...emitting...rainbows?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are they...emitting...rainbows?
Yes, out of their arses! Run for your lives good people. 
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There is an error in this one. "Has" is not "ass".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think computers can write programs in the future. And artificial intelligence will be better than a lot of programmers. we will say that "second industrial revolution".
I am afraid that we will dismissed our jobs.
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That's not the near future.
Let it happen, perhaps it will finally solve the problem that 99% of all software is utter crap.
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harold aptroot wrote: the problem that 99% of all software is utter crap.
Yeah, it will make it an even 100%.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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harold aptroot wrote: 99% of all software is utter crap.
(Theodore) Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We programed the machines to take away people's jobs, now the machines will program themselves and take away our jobs.
When everything is automated, production of all the world's needs is as efficient as can be, then we can all live out lives of unfettered luxury, free from the daily toil of the working life.
The planet and the machines will provide, all we need do is consume.
Just need to get rid of 6 or 7 billion people first, but that's another story.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Sweet dreams...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sounds like the movie, Logan's Run.
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jgakenhe wrote: Sounds like the movie, Logan's Run.
That's exactly what I was going to say! 
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As long as it's not Soylent Green...
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
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I am waiting for the day when the machines program themselves out of a job! 
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They'll probably do it by designing self-organizing, self-replicating computation machines made mostly from the most common materials in the universe -- carbon, oxygen, hydrogen & nitrogen.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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