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 Now you got me all hungry, and it's not lunch time yet... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do not set time to eat, just leave the table, grabs what's available and eat. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Great idea of Chinese people to decrease their population by not eating spices. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Quote: decrease their population by not eating spices
Chinese birth control? You gotta be kidding me! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Chinese birth control?
Only the living eat, therefore it is death-control, not birth control.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Report wrote: Although researchers at Harvard University say they cannot definitively say that hot food has a protective effect, they say it paves the way for more research which could lead to new dietary recommendations.
Right...right...and not a grant for "free curry night" for the whole lab, three nights a week!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The actual title talking about the "risk of death" - nothing in the whole world (as today) can lower that! You will die at the end!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That immediately caught my attention too. I mean, c'mon, if you take this at face value:
"People who ate spicy food three times a week cut their risk of dying by 14 per cent"
...then it implies if you eat enough of it, you have practically no chance of dying.
Either:
a) I have to stop taking these things literally
b) People have to stop writing stupid things like this
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I vote for b)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You and me both, but I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
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And spend all that extra time on the sh*tter?
I do love a good curry mind!
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Nothing beats a good cleaning.
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Surely eating anything makes you live longer?
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Not if it's belladonna berries or fly agaric, it doesn't!
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What can lower it by 100%?
Now that would be great hey! 
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I read it as "Curly[^]" and was happy too soon !
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As my garden consists primarily of dahlias and Serrano peppers, I hope so.
Seven plants for two people. Should just about cover it.
(Serrano are hot enough to enjoy and not regret.)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Eating curry makes you indian PHP developer, working for a.... curry.  Hate to be like that!
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Ziv Nitzan wrote: Is there a bug which is not latent?
Only when they are blatant.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe this would be a bug which is not latent:
Lead: Why did you do it like that?
Engineer: There was not other way of doing it.
If you're having a bad day, stare at your feet and smile.
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I understand your concern. I myself was, once upon a time, guilty of creating such a verbal event. It was, actually a vengeful act on my part due to a buzz-word spreading right before my eyes (a different story). Anyway, it is as follows:
I wrote an internal communication that noted that since no one had ever come up with the concept before there were no hints at a course to follow. Thus, I would need to "take an educated guess" which I wrote as follows:
This Will Necessitate the Application of Judicious Empiricism
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes,
any that the users have already found
frequently missed before release due to
A latent defect in a service management sub-system..”
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