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Lads and Lasses,
I'm going to be only sporadically online for the next week due to me be chased by bears, and possibly mountain lions, in the hills around Banff.
Sean, Kevin and Matthew are holding the fort. Please don't break too many things (including Sean, Kevin and Matthew) and I'll try and keep up with email as much as I can.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Have fun! 
In case a bear or mountain lion catches you try asking it to not break too many things 
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Have a good time, if a bear catches you, tell him we gonna break him if breakes you
Let's get the party started daddy is off for the week 
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Enjoy. The family and I are currently trying to save the Greek economy. If they could convert sunshine to Euro's, they would be rich.
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Maybe that's the plan.
0. Wait until everybody leaves.
1. Cover the whole country in solar panels.
2. Sell the electricity on the European market.
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I tried that once, but there is a limit* to how much Ouzo a man can drink.
* One and half bottles; quickly followed by several never agains.
veni bibi saltavi
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Chris Maunder wrote: chased by bears, and possibly mountain lions
Just make sure that you are not the slowest one of the bunch. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I realized that bear spray can be used in two ways: one where you take your chances slowing down a bear, or the other where you slow down the tourists around you.
That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Wrong? no, clever? yes!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You do not have to worry about the tourists around you. Most of them are clueless when it comes to wildlife. We drove through Jasper two weeks ago on the way to Edmonton and came upon a bunch of vehicles parked on the side of the road. There were lots of people (mostly Asian tourists) standing on the side of the road and down the embankment with there cameras pointed at something. Upon a closer look there was a grizzly bear munching on something at the bottom of the embankment. The closest tourist was literally no more then 30 feet away from it.
Darwin in action.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: Upon a closer look there was a grizzly bear munching on something at the bottom of the embankment. The closest tourist was literally no more then 30 feet away from it.
An even closer tourist?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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The slow one, like I said. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah - the tourists here are something else.
Hors d'oeuvres, I call them.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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We will bear with it 
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I hope you've hidden Sean's Spandex 'SuperAdmin' outfit this time! It gets a bit unnerving, especially on an empty stomach, when he starts doing 'that' dance wearing the outfit. I mean, in their place, there is nothing wring with Spandex, Taffeta or Sequins, but together in the company of Sean it is just too much.
veni bibi saltavi
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I vote we turn CP into an escort service, a la Risky Business. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You are not allowed time off! Get back to your hutch immediately! 
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Have fun!
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Chris Maunder wrote: I'm going to be only sporadically online for the next week due to me be chased by bears...
Fer faarrrkkkksssss sake Maunder, you're doing it wrong. I said Go on holidays and be chased by beers.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Dammit. I always get that wrong.
Oh well. Back now. No bears and too few beers.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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We were just in Banff last week. Absolutely beautiful there. Enjoy your time there.
If you have the time, be sure to drive the icefields highway up to Jasper, you will not regret it.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Disallow very loudly (5)
Just googled it - looks awesome!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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