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"Well, baby, me so VeeBee. Me so VEEBEE. Me code you long time. You party?"
I don't think it's a joke... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cue the Fish Cheer!
Actually, I did find that playing ping pong with a female asian colleague -- a talented developer, not just a pretty face -- was good for my motivation. Maybe these "cheerleaders" could be trained to do code reviews?
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That's just wrong on so many levels. We need less sexism, not more. Then again, this is Asia where you can get away with a lot that would never fly here in the US.
This seems like something I would find on The Onion - unfortunately it doesn't seem to be a joke.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Why don't they directly hire call girls ? 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Maybe some are... ewww...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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ppolymorphe wrote: Why don't they directly hire call girls ?
They do. They answer the phone. 
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"Good news! We've hired you a cheerleader. Here's a photo: https://tinyurl.com/o2w63pl[^]"
(SFW)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He can paint me a picture of a puppy while I work!
TTFN - Kent
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http://consumerist.com/2015/08/20/amazon-bans-ads-using-adobe-flash-from-its-sites/[^]
Quote: Beginning September 1, 2015, Amazon no longer accepts Flash ads on Amazon.com, AAP, and various IAB standard placements across owned and operated domains.
One more nail in the coffin. It's not the numerous small sites video player replacement that is the only thing standing between my current click to play status and removing it from my primary browsers; but one of the bigger desktop ad buyers forcing HTML5 use will probably be a hard shove to reduce the number of industries still using flash down by one.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Considering the widespread usage of plugin as FlashBlock, that prevent the loading of many ads altogether, I'd say it was already counter-productive for investors to use Flash based ads.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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YAY!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I concur.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Biggest advantage: It isn't Windows 8
Biggest disadvantage: It isn't Windows 7
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Quote: Not able to upgrade oldest windows versions such as windows 2000,windows 2001 etc...
"windows 2001" Wow, way to destroy your credibility there. 
Oh, and with a few words in almost every sentence given bold blue text that other page manages to out eye-sear Wired's obnoxiously heavy underlines for clickable links. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You must know... that this was written in a different language and auto-translated? Not only are many of the facts wrong but the grammar and style is terrible!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I've seen so much badly written text on the net that any auto-translate errors didn't register; in the midst of recoiling over all the other fail in it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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According to a study done by Brandwatch, which measured the response to Windows 10 on social media, the number of people who love Windows 10 far outnumbers those who hate it. Survey of 1000 users in Redmond, Washington.
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"Too many people, do not know"
Balls to the wall - Accept.
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Now that's a blast from the past.
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It was some 30 years ago??? 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Thanks for reminding me that I'm getting old. 
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Yes and so am I - maybe not a blast per say but.....
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That's odd - Windows 10 has a lot of us realizing that we need to move onto a different non MS OS.
If I wanted to go back to mainframe thin clients - why bother buying anything with a processor in it?
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