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I missed the joke icon. I meant troubles as in "Updates (almost) constantly nagging you, not mentioning the security holes".
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Flash 19 64 bit works well with 64 bit Firefox. I'm running 64 bit Firefox 40.0.02 with Flash 19.0.0.162 (a beta build) and it works well for video etc (it runs under the control of plugin-container.exe). It's been stable for me for months now on Windows 7, 8.1 and Windows 10 systems.
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Good to hear. I'll be running it on 8.1 or 10 depending on when I get around to upgrading it. Maybe 7 if I decide to force a manual update at work. (The geniuses block regular updates of FF for 'compatibility' reasons but ignore the bug fix only LTS builds; so I'm generally out of date and vulnerable to being pwned there. Their funeral, not mine.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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More like caffeine o'clock. 
... and depending on my mood it'd be Scotch or Bourbon o'clock.
In a mutually beneficial arrangement, I've given Nagy my lifetime share of gin.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Thanks. I would be much more grateful if it wasn't for the fact that it consisted of a half bottle [probably opened sometime around 1987] and for some bizarre reason a slice of dried banana.
veni bibi saltavi
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I knew I lost a banana chip on my first day of school. No clue how it ended up there though.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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LMAO at this one. Thanks, I needed that.  
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Dalek Dave! You're back!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And drunk as usual... 
I kinda miss him. There's way less drunken drivel in the lounge nowadays... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He's on holiday somewhere with the wife for her 10 years hard labour. And yes the FB posts are pretty much all drink related.
Except for the odd one Michelle posts of him passed out after drinking half a dozen cocktails...
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: He's on holiday somewhere with the wife for her 10 years hard labour Tory.
Wash your keyboard out with SOAP!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: He's on holiday somewhere with the wife for her 10 years hard labour.
Has she managed to get the baby she's wanted for all of those 10 years yet?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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ANOTHER one? Apart from DD? 
As far as I recall, DD does have one or two kids, but I'm not 100% sure
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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IIRC he has at least one son - didn't he set up the ink sales site to hand over to him?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Johnny J. wrote: As far as I recall, DD does have one or two kids, but I'm not 100% sure
He has one that is, I reckon 23-25 from a previous marriage or as I reckon when young and not married.
Michelle has wanted a child from the get go and Dave does not. He keeps trying to distract her with shiney objects and holidays. Can't see that being satisfying for her long term.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Can't see that being satisfying for her long term
Long term may make the requirement invalid. Who in his right mind wants to start a family at 40+, who in a pickled body can start a family at 50+.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Long term may make the requirement invalid. Who in his right mind wants to start a family at 40+, who in a pickled body can start a family at 50+.
No one. But then why in his late 30's did he hook up with someone in their 20's who wanted to have kids?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah, so you noticed that as well!
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I totally agree, too many.
Geek code v 3.12 {
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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I see you have two jacks. That's a half-fizzbin. One more jack and you will have a shralk and be disqualified.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You can't lead with a three! This is Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go[^], not Bamalama-Fizz-Vaj! 
It’s very simple…
Jacks are worth ten, kings are worth three.
Apart from one eyed jacks which are wild cards.
We’ll come to those in a minute.
Round one you get a hand of nine, round two a hand of seven.
Now, two’s a wild card. But we’ll come to those in a minute.
Apart from diamonds which retain their face value.
Except the king of diamonds, obviously.
We play in sequence unless you can match a pair or play a card in ascending or descending order.
And that’s a Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
You stand up, pick up all the cards on the table and shout "Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!"
The winner is the man with the most tricks after fifteen hands.
You’ll pick up the rest as we play. Shall we say a pound a round?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Let's try this[^] and play for a single little Penny per point. 
And don't make any mistakes when bidding for the games )
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You may very well think that. I, of course, couldn't possibly comment.
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