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No, you will not sing!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Font Wars - Times v Helvetica
veni bibi saltavi
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V. wrote: Romans
V. wrote: fly better.
V. wrote: helmets
V. wrote: aerodynamic.
Well, all these clues lead me to a conversation where an "Oceanic" and an "Atlantic" Eagles talking about "Roman" Eagles 
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History of The World, Part 1.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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On an impulse, I registered the domain name "strategicretweet.com" 
It's a habit of mine, to register domain names that I never end up using. Among my favorites in the past: "piglipschtick.com" ... Well, as vices go, I can think of wor#e.
What to do with "strategicretweet.com" ? And, would that great campaign for illiteracy, and vast collection of web-kaka, Twitter, sue me for lese majeste ?
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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The first thing that came to my mind when I read strategicretweet was an image of tweety bird with an angry look on his face, a machine gun and an army helmet.
Hope that helps.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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I Tawt I Taw A Retweety Pie...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tweety is not the mascot of the air defense.[^].
Edit: More of an explanation.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Among my favorites in the past: "piglipschtick.com"
See if David Cameron fancies it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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BillWoodruff wrote: What to do with "strategicretweet.com" ?
Why, that should be obvious. Tweet about it! Strategically retweet about it! Tweet about retweeting! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Make it your LIFE!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Tweet about retweeting! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Make it your LIFE!
I think that would get in the way of my being addicted to CodeProject
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: and sue you ?
Free publicity if they do. Lots of new users. Best be able to scale quickly. 
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Baboon-butt Billie bounces boldly beyond blue borders
Bumping bellies backwards beside beige brick buildings
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I suspect that #17, #24, and #26 are going to be short...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Really? #17 should be a doddle. Lots of lovely adjectives and verbs to surround a few choice nouns with. #26 may be a bit short on verbs but then you only need a couple so shouldn't be too difficult. Only #24 presents any real problems but even then it has at least two common verbs and five adjectives (bonus points for guessing what they are)? Should be possible to get a couple of lines out of that with judicious use of Greeks (Xerxes, Xenophon, etc.)
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Bollocks!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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ballz
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Bullshit
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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Open Google maps: https://www.google.co.uk/maps[^]
Search for "Alien Body Storage"
Add "Earth" to get the picture view.
Drag "Street view" onto the map.
Watch the mouse cursor! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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How appropriate! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Does this imply that:
- some of their extremely talented developers spend the entire week working on 'Friday afternoon experiments' 
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Is it just the flying saucer or can you actually find a body?
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Thanks to all who provided guidance on my smoke alarm troubles yesterday. I have now located the point at which disconnection can be undertaken and will set about replacing the detection unit tomorrow. Oh it all makes work for the working man to do!
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