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The most sad fact about this day is that i can't watch the Triology today 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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I was bored of Back to the Future Day long before Back to the Future Day got here.
And all this excitement over a sh*t film too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I will be bored of Back of the Future four years ago!
Honestly I don't like it much
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"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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From Visual Studio Magazine[^]
Stop trying to make everything work all at once. Instead, use Domain Events to make applications simpler, more scalable and easier to maintain -- and to defer updates until you can't avoid making them.
Very interesting (to me) ideas but I imagine a hard business case to sell to the less technically literate management. I guess I'll have to wait until it appears in the Harvard Business Review or some airline in-flight magazine 
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Quote: Very interesting (to me) ideas but I imagine a hard business case to sell to the less technically literate management.
We're in the very same boat. We've done a boatload of research into ES and CQRS and are confident it will solve some of the data related problems we're now experiencing. Selling this to management is the difficult part though.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I'm currently thinking (and this is controversial) that if I have my read model persist snapshots to a relational database the muggles won't realise that this isn't a traditional three tier system
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: the muggles won't realise that this isn't a traditional three tier system
Traditional? I'm still fighting against endless quantities of 'big ball of mud' code and the muggles in charge are still very sceptical of this new three tier stuff.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: new three tier stuff.
Isn't that some kind of oxymoron? 3-tier has been around for ages and isn't new.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Those suits have been around for ages as well and to them everything that came after Access is new.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Although many of the examples use NoSql type databases for ES, it is perfectly possible to use a relational database.
Dino Esposito is making a big effort to bring ES and CQRS into the mainstream by showing how it can be implemented using tools most development shops already have, and this is where I have begun my own exploration
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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After numerous bug fixes our systems will become consistent, eventually 
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consistent != bugfree
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And a bugged app could crash consistently.
I know, the two have nothing in common... 
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So in other words, my application will eventually work?
Honestly, is "domain events" just a fancier word for messaging across domains? It seems not. Moving along...
Marc
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In other words the data in my read model will eventually be consistent to the updates applied through the write model. This is also what happens in a database only in that case the caller is forced to wait until "eventually" becomes now.
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Spam of the day
From unknown person:
Your appointment with the Designer Team is scheduled for:
Tue, October 19th, at 11:30 p.m.
You must remember I am an old fart and go to bed early. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I am not an old fart, but would still leave an out-of-office-message 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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11:30 is early!
(And I'm a Grumpy Old Fart, I have a coffee mug to prove it)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cool! So you have a real excuse for showing up 12 hours late!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Need new glasses as I did not notice that it was for last night. I guess I need a time machine.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Tue, October 19th
Which year is that? Today's Tuesday, and it's the 20th. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thus it is spam. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or someone's getting really organised for 2021!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds familiar. On Monday a project manager two layers up from me in the food chain accidentally added my name to an e-mail CC: list. Since then I've been added to one meeting invitation and sent numerous information requests from anonymous bozos.
None of the people involved seem to realize I'm actually Coding Drone #2593112, and not a person of significance in the hair-gel-and-BMW set. I've given up replying to them .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I heard that CERN is going to try to "make contact" with another dimension sometime this week.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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