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Cake of the day: Let me out! I doughnut belong here!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If this were baseball, I'd have you bundt.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Oh fudge, don't get frosting on me.
/ravi
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Don't worry, I know batter.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think, General Custard said that during his last stand.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Poor guy really got creamed.
/ravi
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Yeah, the government was really piping mad about that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think that was the icing on the cake.
/ravi
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Their actions made a crumby situation even worse.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, the situation became toast right after that.
/ravi
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It maypie a biscuit late but here is your mantle!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You can kick and cream as you like, noone is gonna hear you!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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In the oven no one can hear you scream.
Alien [^]
Life is too shor
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That story's full of holes...
Will Rogers never met me.
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It took me longer than it should have to get this... 
I first read it about 3:15 pm and just now got it...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I tort you could do batter than that!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Shortcake of the Day: That's the last strawberry.
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I was wondering if anyone can recommend an easy to setup database application to install on Windows server or Ubuntu (can't use any 3rd party online applications). I am locked out of a REDcap[^] application as no one seems to know the credentials to manage it (I just started working here about 2 months ago).
I need an application that can server many groups of departments; each would have their own application I would design and deploy. I haven't used REDcap before and was going to check it out as it sounds similar of what I am looking for. I just want a central platform to easily setup and deploy to support the departments. It's just me in the IT department and I work for a non-profit right now.
modified 26-Oct-15 12:00pm.
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JoeSox wrote: I just want a central platform to easily setup and deploy to support the departments.
To do what? You looking for a PeopleSoft replacement or something?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: To do what?
One thing I need to do is move current Grant information into a new database and improve the tables and add new fields so better reporting; another application I need to make is an inventory app so all the tenants can keep their inventory of controlled substances (scientific hazmat, etc). And then whatever then next latest big use for it needs to be. Does that make sense?
I have to keep in on-premise.
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Joe you bored and trolling or something?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Joe you bored and trolling or something?
No, just desperate 
I don't want to program my own, I don't want to reinvent the wheel. However, this is the way things are looking.
What sucks is, I had a bunch of php code for a database app that I created a few years ago for another company but I can't find any of my backups for the code.
I was hoping there was an open source program that helped create on-premise applications similar to Kohezion.com or something but for internal apps.
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Well, if I had any idea of something that did that, that wasn't cloud based, I'd tell ya. Can wish you good luck though.
Jeremy Falcon
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