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Dale Barnard wrote: I should either be promoted or fired for that. I'm not sure which.
Promoted to a management position, where you can't do any more damage. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can we please swap management? Our management is seriously destructive.
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ThatIsOffensiveInTheExtreme
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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My biggest complaint about the name is that you spend over half of it replicating the type (listOfThreeListsOfByteArray), which smacks of Hungarian notation (makes the sign of the cross in your direction). The RowThenColumn part implies a matrix of some kind, and the ScaledColorChannel sounds like it actually describes the values in the matrix.
Why not ScaledColorChannelMatrix and call it a day?
Software Zen: delete this;
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var listOfThreeListsOfByteArrayRowThenColumnOfOneScaledColorChannel = new List<byte[,]>[3];
listOfThreeListsOfByteArrayRowThenColumnOfOneScaledColorChannel[0] = new List<byte[,]>();
listOfThreeListsOfByteArrayRowThenColumnOfOneScaledColorChannel[1] = new List<byte[,]>();
listOfThreeListsOfByteArrayRowThenColumnOfOneScaledColorChannel[2] = new List<byte[,]>();
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var ScaledColorChannelMatrixListTable = new List<byte[,]>[3];
for (int i = 0; i < ScaledColorChannelMatrixListTable.Length; i++)
{
ScaledColorChannelMatrixListTable[i] = new List<byte[,]>();
}do I hear banjos in the background?
Software Zen: delete this;
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List<byte[,]>[] ScaledColorChannelMatrixListTable = {
new List<byte[,]>(), new List<byte[,]>(), new List<byte[,]>()
};
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Dale Barnard wrote: I should either be promoted or fired for that. I'm not sure which.
You are clearly management material. Promote/fire yourself out of programming and as a manager, mandate that all variables should now be complete sentences with optional prepositional phrases. In your spare time, write a Lint utility that verifies compliance.
Marc
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My best name was:
RFpowerBoardUnderTestBoardGoldenAtempOne_Testthebloodything the under score was meant to be removed but wasn't I believe that it is still in use... I should be flayed for that 
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I thought I smelled a rat, but it was only a mouse.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Reminded me of the Simpsons.
Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium.
You heard the boss.
Find the rat.
I found the rat, and he's right here.
I ain't the rat; I'm the pigeon.
I thought you was the mole.
No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary.
But we can all agree, we work in a business with a very rich lexicon.
Rich lexicon, very rich.
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Let all the cats loose 
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Does living in a Metric System country cause tens-ion?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You could get a metre to tell you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Let's both be grateful that no one linked this post with your "Thought of the Day[^]" and mentioned something unmentionable - like shopping for a good price in a metric system country is looking for a deci-mall value.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm not sure, let me grab my deca tarot cards, they should tell us.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, and friction and incantations of the worst kind when dealing with the Empire.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You don't actually use tens in the metric system. Ever hear anyone measure in decimetres or decagrams? Me neither!
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And this[^] is my new job!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
Who said I didn't?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money.
I was a little worried at the interview but apparently I didn't step in it...so here I are! 
A week ago I couldn't even spell engineer and now I are one!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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I started in material engineering (never got my license though) and ended up doing database administration.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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