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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 1) My computer died this morning. [...]
2) Dogs killed a possum, a cat, and a rabbit this morning. [...]
There may be a correlation...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You might have written a such bad code that took too many cycles to execute instructions heating up the CPU, knocking down the cooling fan, which lead to increase in room temperature.. & that led to the A/C overload and an eventual break down.
Looking at all these the dogs went mad and got into serial killing mode. Case closed.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well combined Mr. Holmes!
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Brilliant!!! So the moral of the story is Bad Code Kills.. It has now officially been linked to Global Climate change, emotional and social instability, economic distress, and erratic (apparently sometimes deadly) behavior in animals.
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At least your dog did not eat your mouse.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Believe me, the possum, the cat, and the rabbit had crappier day then yours. Also to avoid waste you could use the coil and a little firewood to grill them.
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Losing three small animals, especially if they are pets, is tough. Consoling kids at home, after this, is tougher.
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I would estimate the probabilities that one or more of the possum, cat, and rabbit were not pets ... of JSOP ... are high.
Of course, if they were the pets of anybody, I, also, commiserate.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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How come you never post about good days bro?
Jeremy Falcon
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0) Because I live in America.
1) Good days aren't nearly as interesting.
2) I tried it a couple of times, and the messages were pretty much ignored (nobody else thinks it's interesting either).
3) I'm not one to ponder rainbows and wish for unicorns.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 1) Good days aren't nearly as interesting.
True, but exceptional days are.
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And days where you see unicorns are... that's exceptional.
Jeremy Falcon
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Forsooth!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Sounds like you need to watch a back-to-back Legally Blonde[^] marathon. A couple days of that, and you'll be golden.
Jeremy Falcon
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I agree with 0 and 1, but kudos to your dogs for #2, unless of course it's your cat.
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It was somebody's cat, but we're not exactly cat people so...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Anything on your property is fair game I say. Hell, toss a few squirrels in the yard as a special treat (or a wild hog, if they are in need of a challenge).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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coulda been a stray...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: possum, a cat, and a rabbit
Well, as I see it, you carnivores will simply make these into bacon variants and call it even.
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Hopefully the dog left enough possum/cat/rabbit for dinner.
Hogan
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On the bright side:
1) You won't freeze any time soon
2) You have more free time to spend with the animals who clearly need some attention
and
3) I have a great Quail Recipe, so you can make a decent meal from the birds?
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I was told that no pictures meant there was no food so look right here. For the Scottish and single men out there, the green stuff is called salad.
veni bibi saltavi
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For single men the green stuff is usually mould.
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I have heard that tough Vikings like you used to prefer it that way when they were sailing around, single or not. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
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I think those plates would put me off the food.
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