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Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.
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Haha! I had the same thing. Those messages are crazy...
Win10 said: "We have taken over your computer. Everything is fine! Don't push keys, stupid-human! I warned you...
Look at this failed image from my recent auto-force Win10 update release:
http://newtonsaber.com/images/windozebetter.jpg[^]
(things are getting better?!) They'd have to. They can't get any worse.
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Whatever the velociraptors ate has resulted in a much healthier computer - I'm guessing it was herbivore-heavy before.
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Priceless! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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...with the new movie out in a week...Mewbacca[^] (SFW)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wookies have little wookies, too.
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Wayhay!
Code Project finally joins the rest of the Internet!
CAT PICTURES!
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Pretty Damn Cool[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Didn't this get destroyed when Indiana Jones was there?
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That is a truly wonderful demonstration of technology in the service of archaeology and education !
thanks, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Forsooth!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Awesome
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Does Snoop Dog need an umbrella fo'drizzle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And a plunger fo'shizzle.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I hate to rain on your parade, but that isn't your best...
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That's right - pour cold water on my efforts!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yea, this one is so bad that it will make us run for the hizzles.
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What in the hail is going on here?
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A storm in a teacup.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A torrent in a teacup?
Software Zen: delete this;
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So, long story short, trying to join BizSpark to make use of Azure and all of the other help they give (quite a lot). I have a website, email and satisfy all of their criteria yet keep getting turned down without explanation other than to check the requirements FAQ (as stated, I satisfy each of the requirements).
Anyone here got an in or contact with these guys that I could speak to/email or another way of getting BizSpark? They are ignoring other emails so am pretty frustrated - I can't make it right if they won't tell me what the problem is!
Thanks.
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We had the same experience a few years ago, and never got an explanation of why we were rejected. We just ended up buying an Action Pack instead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Microsoft outsources the vetting to another company. You should have received an email from this company with their contact info. I had to go a couple rounds to get things straightened out, but they responded to my emails in a timely manner. The key thing is to have your business paperwork appropriately filed with your state.
My business website was also developed using MVC, maybe that helped. 
Good luck.
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