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If your grass is always greener in Wales, weed like to try some.
Life is too shor
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Everyone should do something lasting that they can be proud of. In this case, I will not add to . . . oh wow . . . I mean what was it I was just saying.
(anybody hungry?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I just ordered both a chicken and an egg from Amazon.com. I'll let you know which one comes first.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The rumors of Leslie's demise were greatly exaggerated...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The rumors of Leslie's demise were greatly eggaggerated...
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Schwarzeneggered.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What are you going to do if they are packed in the same box?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You of all people should not question the logistics of a corny joke. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They always do that for me anyway when I order two smallish items together (but I didn't want to spoil his joke.  )
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Perhaps Schroedinger can answer this... 
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Is there anything Amazon doesn't sell these days?
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amazon...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes. It doesn't sell 'Display Name Taken'
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I hope that's on Prime or you'll be getting two chickens!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I say it doesn't matter as they both quickly end up in a fry pan.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Can somebody order a rooster and send it to Ryans' address using priority mail to ensure it comes first? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Truth be known, it was a duck that came first, you always get the bill first.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Maybe you get two chickens. (if the egg has a bigger delay) 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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xkcd: Magnus[^]
Lot of times people think that just because I'm a software developer I'm good at chess too (I'm not that bad, but definitely not that good)...
And seeing XKCD I was wondering why chess is so interesting after all these years...
My guess - the (almost) endless number of variations of games...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Chess is considered by all who do not play as the ultimate expression of intelligence. As such it is the ideal game for AI developers to have their creations play in order to bamboozle and astonish the public while achieving nothing of any true importance and maintain their grants. Cynical, moi?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Because I'm a software developer people think I can install their new RAM, set-up their printer, or rid their machine of viruses.
It's a funny old world
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People are full of strange fantasies...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I usually explain that to people in by asking if the last time they wanted to have their teeth cleaned the went to a proctologist.*
* meant on multiple levels of inuendo
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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