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One of my most traumatic memories was created when I walked up to an indoor ATM for my bank, and it was in a continuous reboot cycle. I recognized what was going on; the ATM software ran under OS/2. Whoever wrote the application filled OS/2's CONFIG.SYS file with entries for every possible device driver, most of which failed. One of the failures was causing a hardware reset, which triggered the continual reboot.
Awe-inspiring, to say the least.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Stockport Council, apparently[^]!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Terry Pratchett, apparently[^]!
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The correct spelling is Pterry, or Sir Terry Pratchett BM*
* Blackboard Monitor
veni bibi saltavi
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What are you doing being able to type at this time on a Friday night?
Gordon's delivery tanker broke down? 
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Mrs Wife is out and I'm working a wee bit late...
veni bibi saltavi
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Try this: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?", Decimus Iunius Iuvenalis, Satire VI
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Vunic wrote: I never understood what makes them scream for these creatures which is apparently not going to kill them
Well that is the definition of a phobia, it is irrational, a response out of proportion to the danger.
Although people screaming at small insects and such like almost always isn't phobia at all, just an aversion.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yeah but I could never understand that until I bumped on this trypo one. damn !
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I've never understood people who say they can't understand this or that mental disorder. You're not supposed to understand, if you did then you would have it.
Now you have it, you understand.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I never understood people who says they've never understood people who say they can't understand this or that mental disorder.
Now you heard me, now you understand. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Nope, still don't get it.
A mate of mine always posts on Facebook after some hideous crime against children "I can't understand how anyone could do this". Of course not you fool, if you could understand how to murder small children then would be the time to worry, not now when you cannot.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It's just an expression. You shouldn't take it literally.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Herself does that as well: asks me "how can he do something like that?" and I'm all "how the elephant should I know? Am I a serial child murderer and don't know about it?"
I can understand that it upsets her - she likes Other People's Children a lot more than I do even if she's never been within a hundred miles of anyone they knew - but am I supposed to understand the demented?
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OriginalGriff wrote: am I supposed to understand the demented?
Well, you're a developer, right? Dealing with clients, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 19-Feb-16 8:06am.
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chriselst wrote: I've never understood people who say they can't understand this or that mental disorder. You're not supposed to understand, if you did then you would have it.
Now you have it, you understand.
btw, did I say anything different?
me: I never understood what makes them scream for these creatures which is apparently not going to kill them, UNTIL I bumped at this.
It's difficult to understand until you have it by yourself. A simple statement right? You've said the same thing again and I don't know where's the disagreement.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Forgive me, I was just playing with words.
I meant you no harm, I'm really very short on charm.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Stop that rhyming, I mean it!
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Anybody want a peanut?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It's never too late or too early to throw around a few Princess Bride references.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Vunic wrote: if this is happening to everyone or it's just for me?
Doesn't bother me.
Spiders do though. And "outside heights" (as in I'm fine inside a glass elevator, but have to hug the chimney every time I have to go up on the roof)
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OriginalGriff wrote: And "outside heights" (as in I'm fine inside a glass elevator, but have to hug the chimney every time I have to go up on the roof)
I'm kind of like that, I love being up high as long as the responsibility for staying up there isn't mine. On the edge of a cliff with a nice fence, no problem, couldn't go near one without. But that's not an irrational fear, that is a perfectly rational fear that I'm a bumbling incompetent idiot who will trip over his own feet and plummet to his death. So, not a phobia.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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