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These emails are well known and understood throughout the civilized world. It's actually, it's from her obstetrician: she's 40% pregnant.
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LOL 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I've never heard of a woman who just wants 40%...of anything!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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True, now that you mention it! You are a wise man indeed!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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P↝∏⤹⤴ ⊐ ↷∏↷Â& (5,6)
Hint 1: Yes, size does matter!
Hint 2: Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
Hint 3: There's snow business like snow-business!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 26-Feb-16 8:56am.
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Hint number one time?
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Already? It's only been an hour! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well...got any replies yet?
Want to do it again on Monday? 
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Well it doesn't fit the pattern and has nothing to do with most of the characters but apart from that .... 
0B 5W
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GIANT SLALOM?
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I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn.
Oh well, I've got all weekend to work on it!
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Hungarian is a bloody pain in the situpons. A lovely example of how broken it is is this grammatically and almost sensible sentence:
Te tetted e tettetett tettet, te tettetett tettek tettese.
Totally ridiculous and means "You did this pretended action, you, the delinquent of pretended actions." It does get worse, if you read down.
veni bibi saltavi
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At the sight of a fake, marble dragon girl's saliva.
I have whole days like that!
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When you start adding all the prefixes and suffixes to a word things can get really complicated. It's like German would be if German could only grow up and really go for it in building composite words.
veni bibi saltavi
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You gotta remember that the Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän could visit Hungary as well
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Kenneth Haugland wrote:
You gotta remember that the
Donaudampfschiff fahrtsgesellschaftskapitän could visit Hungary as well
FTFY
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Speaking of Schiff, our German teacher always mixed up schiff and fisch, so Fischfang became Schifffang
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Even for a german that's hardly understandable
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Hah! Try Welsh place names some day!
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
It's pronounced just like it's spelt, I'm told. That's quite a relief... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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