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Quote: Delivery instructions are limited to 24 characters
Seriously? What the actual elephant can I do with 24 characters?
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: can I do with 24 characters?
Leave at front door. 
Or perhaps:
beware of the large angr
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"Avoid cracks in pavement"
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123456789012345678901234
Or possibly use pictograms? Chinese? FSOW clues?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Plz pack in Bombay gin!!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sometimes the truly important things need few words:
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Bathroom Out of Order
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"No sh*t"
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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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13 characters are plenty:
Send it to me
Phil
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Use an URL-shortening service 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe they mean only 24 delivery couriers are capable of understanding delivery instructions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As a result of this very limitation I had to sleep on the floor for 3 days when I arrived at this flat because the guy delivering my new mattress couldn't find my coal shed (not that it's ever held coal but I can't think of a better way to describe it).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: What the actual elephant
You could respond with that, for starters. 
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"Ring Bell"
"Leave round the back"
"Mind the hungry dog"
"Call +44 xxxx xxxxxxx"
sure you can be creative!
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They meant for you to create a rebus using only Disney characters.
Kind of like Ikea instructions, only more fun.
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Nice to see you back, well fed I take it!
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A lot if you speak Chinese, Korean or Japanese.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Chinese, Korean or Japanese
But not much use if the delivery persons don't!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well, you should've stated that requirement upfront! 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Now we know his day job!
Government Wants Access To Data - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-04-18 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
No surprises here. Move along.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ü×ØÙÚ×Û(7)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The usual conditions in wales? 
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Nicholas Marty wrote: The usual conditions in wales?
Don't be ridiculous. You can clearly see the sun in some of those symbols!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Weather ?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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And you are up tomorrow! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Aye aye.. Joys of winning 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Well, they are bound together by a "strange attractor" in an oscillating fractal sphere, whose circumference is infinite, and whose center is Bob, so, the edges do appear to blur as insects accumulate on the vibrating raster in patterns induced by the doppler-shifted frequencies refracted off the jet-memes in the idonnosphere.
However, I think it safe to say that in the SoapBox the Neanderthals prefer doggy-style, and are seldom passive.
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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