|
Glorious sunshine, temperature six degrees higher than the rest of the week...
So even my revealing their dastardly actions didn't prevent their plan going ahead!
We'll have to organise secret meetings, to discuss what to do about this conspiracy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Here it's way colder than last week: you stole our heat! Give it back!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
|
|
|
|
|
http://i.imgur.com/Ii7xoOf.jpg[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
heh.
"Someone's been dipping in my water!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Or Benny Hill[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah nice, and im currently sitting in the winter wonderland...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
Is Santa running really late in Germany?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Oh yeah i guess it's like that, i wished my lady a merry christmas this morning 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
I'm sure that I can arrange to get you your weather back by the end of the week... for the right price...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Thank god! So which price tag is on this?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
How much have you got?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
in my pocket? 20 cents
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
I can sell you an old umbrella for that, but you'll have to pay the postage.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Sounds like i'm not able to buy the weather eh?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
For 20c?
A bit of a stretch, there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Well that's the problem of being german, everybody considers you to be rich but in fact most people just have 20c in the pocket 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
Murders Kill Road, Athens, NY, USA[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
Must have something to do with the Washington Irving story...lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around there.
|
|
|
|
|
DaveX86 wrote: lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around ther
Ha!
All the adjacent roads are nominally connected. I didn't even notice that!
... But it's still safer if I don't let the missus navigate.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
They had more imagination than these guys Commonwealth EVERYTHING[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
|
|
|
|
|
That wasn't stupidity or sucking up; it was an act of cruelty -- have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce "Commonwealth"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Mark_Wallace wrote: have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce?
FTFY. The only time I was on the phone with a Singaporean technician I had to plead for a text chat.
I think from the outside it was funny: a heavy Italian accent contrasted to a heavy Singaporean one, practically a gag from Laurel & Hardy.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
|
|
|
|
|
Have you ever seen a cauc (aussie but it applies to many others) try and explain to a Singaporean taxi driver which Commonwealth he actually wants!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
|
|
|
|
|
On the Benny Hill show, maybe?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
