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To prevent reoccurrence, you'd have to pull the sound card.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Even better - turn off the computer. 
/ravi
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Erhm,
Are you watching an episode of NCIS while you're working? Maybe it's the grand quignol's laptop and not yours?
(honestly, I'm trying to figure out to which one of these posts here in the Lounge THIS post is the solution)
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Huh? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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People actually use Microsoft Help? Gosh.. personally I find Google quicker and more helpful.
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Usually, when making machine set ups at customer companies there is no internet available.
Moreover, if like me, you are developing software for special machines usually internet is not offering a lot of help content.
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Quote: Idiots
LOL
Wonde Tadesse
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You forgot the required prefix: "Elephanting".
I find myself hoping that on take two it retaliated...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We are now calling that a Steve Erwin, you get up close to an animal and hassle it. In his case the animal stuck a barb through his chest. Karma.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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As some of you may know I've been struggling with my slooooow desktop PC which worked fine before, but didn't now even after a complete re-install.
I looked into buying a new one (thanks for all the tips!), but I decided I don't really feel like spending €1399,- on something I don't really REALLY need (yet).
So I took some more time to find out what's wrong with my computer.
Turns out the Windows Updater broke somewhere last year, checks for updates at startup, hangs, but still takes up all resources.
The fix was to download some updates manually, disconnect from the internet, restart (stay disconnected), install first update, restart again, install second update, reconnect to the internet, restart.
And it seems to have worked.
It only took me a good two hours to install Visual Studio 2015 CE and, more importantly, it takes only seconds to start instead of the minutes it took before.
I am now again the proud operator of the following system:
Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 860 @ 2.80GHz 2.00 GHz
4,00 GB RAM
ATI Radeon HD 5800 Series (2.804 MB)
2 TB SATA
I'll probably still buy a new computer later this year, but for now this'll do 
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How DARE you interfere with windows update!
It's more important than your computer, your work, and you put together!
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I'm expecting some Microsoft goons by my bed somewhere tonight to give me the "black eye" update with the "broken bones" service pack and the "stabs" security patch
modified 29-Apr-16 16:31pm.
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(It's "black eye" in English)
(that'll be 50 cents for the English micro-lesson)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: But fair is fair, here's 50 Cent[^]
<pukes>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, you asked for it
And believe it or not, but I was actually rapping it with a coworker today (which I never do, but it's a song from when we were in high school, so you know...) 
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Well, we can't all have the same tastes.
Or, as in your case, some of us can't have any taste...
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I think you're both showing your age difference. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: age difference.
Not keen on that term.
Let's go with "experience, diversity of knowledge, and usefulness difference", shall we?
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You do realize it was more like 70 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play, right? Only about 10 years for 50 Cent. I'm 28, so you do the math 
Anyway, I don't particularly like 50 Cent so please allow me to (re-)introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste(s)
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Sander Rossel wrote: it was more like 70 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play, right?
I'd have to say "wrong".
I was seven, when it was released, and I'm more than twenty years below 77.
Sander Rossel wrote: please allow me to (re-)introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste(s)
Hey, don't expect any sympathy around these parts.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd have to say "wrong".
I was seven, when it was released, and I'm more than twenty years below 77.
It was released in 1967, about 50 years ago. At that time it was 20 years ago. 50 + 20 equals 70...
So you must be about 57 or old(er) and senile
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That's the point: I'm not 57 or older (it's really easy to work out my age from what I've already said)(but Developers + Arithmetic = Disaster, I know), and I'm certainly not... um... what were we talking about, again?
Nurse! Where are my slippers?
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