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Are we talking the celestial moon or the "pants down" moon?
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Define "Moon shaped"...
New - no pool?
Crescent
Quarter
Gibbous
Full - circular pool.
[edit] then again... OK, so I'm slow... never cared for Radiohead anyway. A "meh" band, if ever there was one.
"I'm never quite so stupid as when I'm being smart." - Linus van Pelt.
"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't think you were so smart!" - Charlie Brown.
modified 10-May-16 10:52am.
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Only a lunatic would want a moon shaped pool.
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Well done, sir. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Only a lunatic would want a moon shaped pool.
I think everyone here has assumed he meant swimming pool. Perhaps he meant something else? 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: Perhaps he meant something else?
Nope, I think he meant a swimming pool. Lunatic is derived from the Latin "luna", meaning moon and that the moon caused intermittent insanity. I was attempting subtle humor - I see it failed. 
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Subtle humour?? Here???
I was suggesting that as a lunatic he might be talking about a moon shaped pool of blood or something.. I've probably seen too many 1980's horror movies though.. 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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No need to hammer it home... 
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Sounds like a tranquil sea to swim in.
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What kind of cheese would you fill it with?
Hogan
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I was hoping for something gouda than that!
Hogan
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or something that would bré better?
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Yes, something cheddar!
Hogan
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I think you this could be answered by prayers: Choose wisely![^]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She's just got back from the Physioterrorist, and she has exercises to do five times a day, has to sleep with a rolled towel tied round her tummy, and ... has been banned from the sofa. She's currently sitting in her office chair with a rolled up towel behind her for lumbar support, and with her feet flat on the floor.
This, she doesn't like. So everyone annoying on the TV is getting a barrage of foul language at high volume. Since everyone on TV is an annoying Elephanting sunshine that is out to get her, I'm not getting a lot of peace and quiet...
I'd use earplugs, but she'll just raise the volume until they don't work either. 
Reminds me of working in a cube farm!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, the bliss of working from home...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, if she will go out sheep wrangling and cawl wrestling to all hours of the night ...
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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From the sound of things, there are "other things" she probably can't do at this time.
I suggest you get a rental to replace her until the repairs are completed. Probably the least painful path for all concerned (unless she finds out?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think not.
She's a wife, they know everything. And the discussion would likely involve a cheese grater and a red hot poker...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You Welsh have such a novel concept of foreplay!
Note to self: Cancel trips to any current or former British territories)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She doesn't have to wear the "cone of shame" I hope!
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She should consult yogi.
Stealing a pic-a-nic basket would cheer her up no end.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That would be a boo-boo on my part!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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