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Sounds like my Monday morning mantra, just with the wrong word.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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A signwriter was asked to design a new sign for the Rose and Crown pub. After seeing the draft, the owner said "I would like some extra space between the Rose and and and and and Crown"
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I often use:
Oh elephant elephant elephant elephant elephant elephant elephant!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I find "s*** d*** b*****-f*** p*** c***" works for me! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I usually remember the seven dirty words that George Carlin pointed out - the order in which he says them have a nice rhythm to it.
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Which is wrong since it implies the existance of consecutive logical related sentencese. Because of this I can say this sentence starts with because. 
Just playing with logic, I didn't want to be pendantic.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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A man was told to paint an inn sign for "The pig and whistle". Unfortunately his spacing was no good so the sign ended up with very little space between pig and and and and and whistle.
Even older.
John and David wrote a school essay about things that happened in the past. John, where David had had had had had had had.
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: John and David wrote a school essay about things that happened in the past. John, where David had had had had had had had.
John and David wrote a school essay about things that happened in the past. John, where David had had had had had had had. Had had had had the examiners favour.
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I'm not convinced a sentence is the same thing as a sentance. This may be 'cos I committed a sin but that's just me going off on a tangent.
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"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"
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Whatever you do do, do make sure it is the right thing to do.
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A will, will WILL find a way !! 
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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That that that is that that of which we speak.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Speak not to another another another; another another is really annoying!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Quote: You can try something similar to this?
No, no, no.
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Did you know that you can't start a sentence with because because because is a conjunction, but you can use it thrice consecutively in the same sentence?
Strangely enough, his profile does say he's from India, so that fits.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Damn damn damn! This is originally from a legend south Indian speaker "Anna Durai[^]", who is well known for his play of words in different languages.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: You can try something similar to this?
The smelt smelt smelt.
I came up with that one in 6th grade.
Marc
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You must be one of those little cousins of Dr. Suess. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I am doing some online lab and one of the requirement is "Provide Screenshot of you making a successful REST Call using a REST Client(i.e SOAPUI or Advanced REST Client(Chrome))"
One can interpret that this is a selfie requirement where I need to take a picture of me with REST Call in the background ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Only if you normally take selfies by pressing ALT+PRNTSCRN...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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