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It's all in the headline... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Woosh!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You're not wrong!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So there's the rule, and there's the reason behind the rule.
The rule is straightforward. The reason behind the rule is to remind people that this is site for software developers, not axe-grinders, and debates on some topics (sex, religion, politics, and the best beer) can take over everything and make the forum pointless for everyone except the few argumentative trolls who insist on stirring up pointless debates.
In this specific case its kinda of A Big Deal. This will affect software developers on both sides of the pond. It affects everyone, and affects those in the UK acutely. It's also the sort of discussion that will run its course naturally and be over with in a few days.
We're a community, we share our experiences, our thoughts, our hopes and fears and our outlooks. To not allow this would kill what we have going here.
Having said that, the kid-sister rule always applies, and if the discussion does start turning into axe-grinding, baiting or trollsters then the discussions get moved or nuked.
I trust you guys to be sensible. You generally are - and for that we're grateful.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So, were you for Exit or Stay?
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He's an Australian living in Canada. I think he's probably on the side of "I don't give a sh|t".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Oh, I don't know there is a lot of worried people (non-brits) outside the UK.
But yeh, you're probably right!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: He's an Australian living in Canada. I think he's probably on the side of "I don't give a sh|t".
I'm a Briton living in Europe, and I'm on his side.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thanks. Had always assumed this was the case.
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Chris Maunder wrote: (sex, religion, politics, and the best beer)
Even the Pope agrees that the best beer comes from Belgium - one of many countries whose Prime Minister has not been accused of placing his generative member in the mouth of a dead pig.
There, that should cover all the bases. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cornelius Henning wrote: we get a bunch of postings by Brits here in the Lounge
That's probably because they actually still care about politics and what their political leaders do, unlike here in the US, where what we care about is who's getting voted out on some reality island show.
And yes, I know there's other countries in the world too, but unlike the Brits, they seem to have a either a better sense of dignity and keep their opinions to themselves, or they live in regimes where speaking is censored, often enough self-censored, "or else."
And then there's Australia, but who listens to them, and they know it.
There, have I successfully insulted everyone?
I even remembered to click on the joke icon, lest someone take offense, but they probably will anyways.
Marc
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You forgot to accuse me of being romantically involved with sheep.
But that's OK - I forgive you!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My God, I can imagine it whining:
"Breeeeeexit... Breeeeeexit..."
Poor thing!
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You forgot to accuse me of being romantically involved with sheep.
Marc doesn't Leslie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Some of us care, but at the same time, we know that who's elected does not matter in the least.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That will no longer be a problem. I heard they are leaving.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Should we start kicking them? 
As A Brit I would recommend perhaps to 'applepie' their beds 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I had to google the term to find out what it means. It sounds like a good idea. Being in the UK, maybe you can help us get a head start?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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GuyThiebaut wrote: 'applepie' their beds
A Brit from the 1940s then?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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No 1970's - I went through the trauma of 10 years of boarding school where an applipie bed was the least of traumas
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: 10 years of boarding school where an applipie bed was the least of traumas
I have been known to check a hotel bed before entering it, much to the amusement of my wife.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Makes me want to dig some old Heinlein books and the Notebooks of Lazarus Long. His views on politics (at least in his books) was good for a laugh and a thought
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Amen!
I particularly like Lazarus Long's dictum about strong drink:
"Beware of strong drink; it can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss!"
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Should we start kicking them?
That does it!
I've had enough of this ruddy interference in matters British!
I vote we vote to leave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On a related note. In case any of you 'Stralians'[^] missed this one.
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