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YIPPIE KY YAY!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Oh, right! I was trying to fit in a version of 'hold-up', 'stick 'em up' etc.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Hmm, the first hint could have been misleading, now that I re-read it....
-Edit: fixed typo-
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FACE PLANT (on the keyboard). Same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before....
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You know, from time to time, I get to see my old friends from my old life. And it's always, always disappointing. Some become assholes, others boring, and I can't believe I tried to get them in bed all those years ago.
Which movie?
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Resident Paris : Afterlife?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Star Trek: Retirement
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
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Debbie Does Retirement Village
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Debbie must be a resident of a retirement home by now!
modified 6-Jul-16 3:50am.
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Perhaps you should rephrase that?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oops, Made a small change.... Quick search says she's 60 now... Won't quite be a permanent resident yet.
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Herself works in an Old Folks Home, and the youngest resident is about 35. She's a "special case" though - fried her brains on drug cocktails and can't take care of herself.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Seems you are the second big fan of her work on this forum
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The Bucket List from the past
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Disappointing years
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Wizard of ID[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Peter, as you will find out, after a certain age that is not a tough one.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Of course. You go see Gandalf, after you put on this: safe pants[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am not sure if I am old enough to click that link in an open office landscape...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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SFW...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: (Facebook link) Gotta love the heads up you're entering FB land. Kinda reminds me of the NSFW warnings though. We should create a new acronym, more like NSFT (Not Safe For Thought) if we're linking to FB.
Jeremy Falcon
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-- One who's a total aficionado of stereotypical sword & sorcery stuff (e.g. LotR)
-- One who hates same, and/or wishes it were better (but not GoT soap-opera better)
-- One who doesn't care one way or the other
Iterations are OK (i.e. 2, 3, ... 99 of each), but there must be that balance.
Strong English reading skills are very preferable, and a CP-visible e-mail address is required.
Volunteer here or by PM (either way, I will use your CP-visible e-mail address, and no other means of communication).
This is the follow-up to a promise I made more than 20 years ago, and have finally found the time to carry (almost) to fruition (you'll get the nearly finished article, and a hard-copy, signed update when it's finished).
I'm doing this because it dawned on me that I don't have to rely on sycophants for initial feedback, when CP has people with all the attributes and pedigree that are needed.
Whichever of the above groups you belong to, I seriously doubt that you would regret volunteering, even if the whole thing is not to your tastes -- I'm pretty damned good at what I do, and you won't have to do anything that can be defined as work (and there's certainly no coding involved; it's a feedback thing, and nothing to with code).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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