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If a hippopotamus calls another one fat, is it just being hippocritical?
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SWMBO just turned on the TV and there is David Attenborough talking about hippos. Are you watching it as well?
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No, but by the sound of it Herself is watch Judge Judy.
Some of the people on that definitely count as Hippos! 
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Figures you would be posting about hippos. Hippogriff[^], a new screen name perhaps? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This one made my hippocampus hurt.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Rhino how you must work hart for these posts. But hippo jokes? Fat chance.
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Yes, unless it took the oath, in which case it seems to be an automatic response.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Dissertative disposition delineating delusional dietary differentiations, Dude.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Oh, be fair.
If the poor thing is overweight, it should get help from a doctor.
(I'm not going to put the pun in -- anyone who can't figure it out for himself shouldn't be in the Lounge.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Will you take an oath to that?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Oath?
Me?
Good God, no!
Only ********, *********, and ***** use such foul language!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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if(a){fi} (9 || 4,5)
Hints:
1. We all use it, intentionally and unintentionally
2. You could also do this (in C# at least) with #region /**/ #endregion
3.
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modified 27-Jul-16 9:37am.
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No idea what the answer is but it looks like a good one
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Shouldn't that be (4,5)?
I like it too.
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Also possibleThe correct writing, yes
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I guessed something similar, but the first word was a naughty word. 
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I see where this leads to :P
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9B, you win and are up tomorrow!
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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I'm sure others knew they just wanted me to get all the credit.
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I thought for a moment you were my wife!
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Let us not take it personally...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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