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Hand written (typed).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sorry, forgot the joke icon.
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So you meant "written by a tool"? 
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Where I worked, we had one written in India. By Atul.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Any idea if he was related to Dilbert's Asok?
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If it were truly maintainable, being automation software, it would maintain itself, by gumb! 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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neat - great work JSOP 
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Until some manager with his head up his arse comes along and decides Qlikview is the way to go because that sounds vaguely familiar to him and your app goes out the window
Seriously, it wouldn't be the first time something like that happened 
Enjoy your victory while it lasts (we all hope forever) 
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That's already happened. I have to do Qlikview stuff, too, and it freakin sucks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John I'm astonished you find that surprising, you write bespoke solutions, the other poor bastard has to use Qlikview, we are inflicted with the same environment but are trying to focus QV on analytics although I did hear someone suggest QV to replace SSRS in future.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Have you discovered yet that you can't put a line graph on a stacked bar chart (the line graph unstacks the bars)? Loads of fun...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Not a chance, export the data to CSV and let them play with the graphics. I regret to say I'm rarely involved in the last mile of the applications, reporting and output, the reason I don't bitch too much about those tools 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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But, because your CTO wants everything maintainable by junior developers, your app will be sh*tcanned.
Marc
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With 1500 pages of doco a frickin monkey should be able to maintain it!
Your just sour on JD's who have the ear of your CTO
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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They don't have the CTO's ear, it's a different body part they're sucking on...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You're FaceBragging ( ) JK...
Good job!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Congratulations, John, for what sounds like a very solid technical achievement !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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OK, so the wonderful windows fast-boot completely ****ed my laptop (the famous error 185, where fast-boot causes the NTFS system partition to look like RAW, so the machine is bricked)*
It's win 8.1 and lenovo, so it will only accept a recovery disc that is made for a win 8.1 lenovo machine -- which is completely fruggin' stupid, because all I need is DISKPART and CHKDSK -- and, of course, when you look in the box, you find that they didn't provide one.
So I go to the lenovo site, to see about downloading an ISO, and discover why they don't include a recovery disc -- 35 reasons why, in fact. Plus postage.
So I fill out their registration form, and click to go through to the payment page...
... But I can't, because "The address you entered has been corrected. Please check and approve the changes!" (yes, the extremely rude exclamation point is part of the quote).
By "corrected", they mean "put into block capitals", because that is the only change. But whatever; I click to go through to the payment page...
... But I can't, because "The address you entered has been corrected. Please check and approve the changes!".
This time, by "corrected", they mean "put back into title case", because that is the only change. But whatever; I click to go through to the payment page...
... But I can't, because "The address you entered has been corrected. Please check and approve the changes!".
Now by "corrected", they mean "left exactly as it was last time", because there are no changes at all. But whatever; I click to go through to the payment page...
... And I think you get the picture: there was no way off that page, because they kept "correcting" my address.
So I look for the contact form, find it, and immediately get pissed off about the amount of personal details that are "mandatory" -- and guess what!
The "mandatory" fields include address fields -- so I just gave up the ghost.
So no EUR 35 for lenovo -- in fact, no anything for lenovo from me ever again.
*No, I didn't have fast-boot active (do I look like the kind of stupid idiot who would risk losing a machine just so I could brag about how quickly it starts?), but if your laptop gets low on power, windows completely ignores your "disable fastboot" command, and uses it against your wishes -- killing your machine by doing something you've clearly instructed it not to do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're not alone: my brother has an old Dell that is now bricked; fortunately, he has another one of the same model and is able to clone its hard-drive and restore Win 7.
If only suffering shared meant suffering diluted.
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cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Yup. Unfortunately, only three other people in the world have win 8 machines, and none of them even know how to turn them on.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can you download the 8.1 Iso , burn to CD/DVD/USB and then boot from that to try a boot repair ?
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Nope. They want the EUR 35 so badly that they stamp on guys who offer the download.
But not badly enough to make it possible for people to pay them, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've never worked on a Leveo before but I have downloaded the Standard ISO from microsoft to repair a boot problem in windows 8 before.
Edit:
Here is a link:
Windows 8 ISO[^]
modified 21-Aug-16 10:13am.
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I don't want to reinstall, because that would mean converting and formatting the RAW partition that isn't really RAW -- it still has the OS, programs, drivers, and data on it, all configured perfectly to do what I need to do with it.
If I have to reinstall and set everything up again, I'd rather do it on a new (non-lenovo) machine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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you are only supposed to do a boot repair not a reinstall.
it is most likely like the one I worked on that messed up the BCD Data.
It took some work but I finally got it repaired.
Without seeing it I could not be sure though.
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