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If you are Hungary, should you Czech the fridge?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I should have some Turkey leftovers.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Just don't eat it on the good China.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Especially if it's full of Greece.
/ravi
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...and people are always Russian around.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Yes. I wish they'd wait until they Finnish.
/ravi
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You'll have to Sweden the offer to get them to stop.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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They remind me of Cubans - they're always Havana good time!
/ravi
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Sorry... Iran out of "good" puns. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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You're sure there's Norway you could come up with one?
/ravi
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Oman, don't you worry about that.
“Thinking is the hardest work there is …”
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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If he lived in the Phillipines, I would've mailed him some puns in a Manila envelope.
/ravi
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Welsh... I never thought of that.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They might find a Canada local beer in there.
Is there anything Uganda say about my poor post?
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Oman! It's kinda Chile here, so I'll get a jumper Denmark your post. Kenya guess what I'll score it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Egypt me again - no one to trust around here. If you get a chance, Dubai it from a more honest salesman. Now, we're closing early today so I can get Tibet and take a nap.
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That guy in the van that is a rockin'
Himalayan
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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If you are Czech, should you go hungry ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Austria was Hungary, took a bit of Turkey, dipped it in Greece, cooked it in Japan and ate it off China.
That has been stuck in my brain since I was a small child.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Hurricane Hermine made landfall on the gulf side of Florida last night; it will be headed up the South East coast of the U.S. over the next couple of days.
I have a co-worker affected in Florida and one that will be affected in North Carolina.
Please keep these and others in your thoughts; 'stuff' can be replaced - people can't.
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It has already weakened to "tropical Storm".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes, winds under 75 mph mean 'tropical storm'; it doesn't significantly reduce the impact though. It's like... would you rather be hit by a full size pickup or an SVU? Either way, it's gonna hurt.
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 Precisely. It will be dumping inches of rain as it moves through causing flooding in some areas for sure. Not as bad as a hurricane but can still do a lot of damage.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: would you rather be hit by a full size pickup or an SVU?
I'd rather be hit with a CSI episode[^].
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Bah, southern folk laugh at tropical storms. We call that a light breeze man.
Jeremy Falcon
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