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“We can't stop here, this is goat country!”
No, it doesn't work... 
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or goats to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Ah! Now we're getting somewhere!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oi! Read the rules! No politics in the lounge!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Politics ? Did I say anything about Elephants, or Donkeys ? Did I give the slightest hint which political parties have become infiltrated by fifth-column Goat-ees ? Did I mention anything about the Mohair Industry slush-funds and their media-stooges ?
Nope, this is all about, and only about, Goats, and their planned redacted[1] for Sheep.
in nomine Agnus, Bill
[1] I observe the WikiLeaks' news black-out here, eagerly awaiting soon-to-be-released documents hacked from redacted that promise to blow-the-lid-off certain people posing as innocent lambs who are, in actuality, black-goat propagandists.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Don't be bloody silly, that was religion not politics! Bill smokes it and communes with...SHEEP
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Goats == Satan
Females performing yoga with goats == Satanic ceremony? Yoga orgy?
Sounds like my kind of movie.
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Slacker007 wrote: Females performing yoga with goats == Satanic ceremony? Yoga orgy?
I just about vomited in my mouth on that one 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Observing the goat-larva staring all too intently at the woman's posterior, chill running down my spine*, I realized these photos lacked the true essence of the goat-yoga dialectic: where are the small round spheres (a/k/a bupkis) that are omnipresent when these herbivores are in attendance?
Then it occurred to me - we are being deluded! The image was clearly photo-shopped to ensconce outrage amongst the civilized masses. And who, one would naturally inquired, would implement so sinister a plot? Who stands most to benefit?
That species so sly and untrustworthy that they obfuscate their numbers by engineering singular and plural versions of their cultish acolytes the same: sheep.
* Eskimo Yoga - very effective
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BillWoodruff wrote: zombie acolytes of ... who else ... Satan.
Goat to hell! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Every time I make the mistake of watching CNN, or the BBC, news ... I get a preview of Hell. A pre-here-after ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: tomorrow, the head-butting Ram
Indeed. My gf got quite a bruise on her knee from a ram.
Marc
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Tomorrow morning, Stalin himself will be sitting over breakfast, reading my words, memorizing your name.
Which movie?
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Love and Death II - Boris Grushenko reloaded
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The Children[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The Russian Specialist
(Where to Put in what)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Boris Not Godunov
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From Russia with love...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Memories of Murder[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The breakfast club
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yes, that looks interesting. 
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