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Is an ugly velociraptor an eyesaur?
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Is a velociraptor who ate ghost peppers a megasoreass?
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Books that lie to children, and tell them dinosaurs lived only "millions and millions of year ago" are an eyesore. The Taung Child is a skull found of a human baby in South Africa with raptor markings on the skull surface and eye sockets. Inventing myths about dinosaurs is a key brainwashing technique for evolution. Many areas of Africa have elusive dinosaurs to this day based on eyewitness reports from tribes and missionaries alike. Along with giant 5 foot spiders "J'bo Fofi" etc.. Evolution is a colossal lie-a-saurus.
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Those mushrooms really aren't good for him, are they? 
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Member 12733523 wrote: Books that lie to children
Like The Bi..., oh nevermind.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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and if they bite their prey on the butt, does that make the prey a stegasoreass?
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Yer thinkin of the Megasoreass.
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Only under trexceptional circumstances.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is a dinosaur that eats Little Women a Brontë-saurus?
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Is a camouflaged dinosaur a Doyathinkhesaurus?
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Much like being gnawed upon by an excited ancient crustacean is a thrillobyte.
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A lesbian dinosaur… lickalotapus?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I'd like to see a pretty velociraptor.
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Is this the setup for a Hillary Clinton joke, or did you mean this?[^]
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How did you get that picture of my wife?
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From the NSA monitoring team.
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Doh! Nothing of sorts here. But I'll be arranging a Star Wars weekend this Saturday with my GF. Usually once a year we marathon Star Wars and another we marathon LOTR/The Hobbit.
Rigorously the Extended Editions.
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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If I suggested this to my wife, she'd be my ex-wife...
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She suggested the Star Wars marathon  . after I bought her 3 SW Funko Pops at the local Gamestop, where she wanted to enter.
And we first met in a library... we're definetely a geeky couple! Also there is a shelf dedicated to various Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who collectibles, plus one dedicated to LOTR/The Hobbit and Harry Potter... and another one, hers only, to Jane Austen. There is how our money go...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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A few years ago, they released a DVD set with digitally re-mastered editions of all TOS. It was a wonderful trip down Memory Lane. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That would be a nice gift for my GF. She's an avid fan of TOS - in fact she likes Star Trek so much more than me!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: A few years ago, they released a DVD set with digitally re-mastered editions of all TOS.
Released, then re-released, then released again on Blu-ray, then the 50th Anniversary package, then they'll eventually be re-released again at 4K...
I bought the very first ones they put out (2 episodes per DVD * 40 DVDs) and skipped every re-release they've made since. I've only recently placed an order on Amazon for the Blu-rays.
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