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kmoorevs wrote: is not always true
Unfortunately, there is so much hand holding going on it almost looks like one of the old "I'd like to teach the world to sing" Coke commercials.
I find it somewhat ironic that people lose their jobs to outsourcing only to end up teaching the people that got the outsourced jobs how to perform the jobs they lost.... for free.
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As a senior developer you know when to use what and you know why something should be used. Domain knowledge helps but even if you don't have specific domain knowledge that you can acquire over the course of time. As a senior developer you know that you don't know everything and there are people better than you. You learn from your mistakes and you try to improve yourself. Keep on learning and improving your skill is very important in this industry. I have seen people with 15 years experience but you feel that they have done the same thing in all those 15 years. As technology progress new becomes old and old becomes legacy that no one should touch but as a senior developer you still poke around those legacy code. I have done few development work were all they had was a legacy code ( systems that are written in Basic and FoxPro ) and no documentation and my task was to uplift it in new technology looking at the code. You should not be afraid to understand how old technology works even though you will never write something in it. And I am still an Analyst Programmer. Should I consider myself senor developer ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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A Developer that uses a cane?
One that can take is teeth off?
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
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One that takes the blame for the team.
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How about one that's almost 60 and has been doing this for 40 years? 
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Developer who has outlasted all the other developers at the company.
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I've been a developer a long time (doesn't matter how many years). I'm a senior developer because now I can the senior price for the movie theatre, golf courses, state parks, etc.
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A bullshit term which idiots with which those who worry about titles and not effectiveness concern themselves.
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A senior developer is a developer valued by her peers. Everyone who goes to her consistently receives quality help, advice, and guidance.
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If the person has heard of an AS400, experienced the year 2000 problem, and knows who Gilligan is, then they are a Sr. Developer. (Oh yes, and they use ASCII faces instead of emoticons)
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Someone that gets paid more than an "intermediate" programmer.
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My definition is one that can wipe his/her own @#$. lol. I've had that attached to my title since I was 21 years old and still have it some 20+ years later, it means nothing to me whether someone is senior, lev 1, 2 3, etc... or just a plain developer.
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Try one of the discount options[^] at Mr. Yogato 
Don't forget to check out the link for their video section[^] 
Personally, Im training me best Scottish Ozzy accent... "Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland’s daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 20-Sep-16 8:12am.
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Domo ari-ga-to mister roboto
Mata au hi made!!
Since I can't help to sing along when Mr Roboto is broadcasted I'd have mi 10% very very easily!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Should you not eat a delicious Smörgåstårta instead?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wow!
It sounds like exactly the kind of place I wouldn't go near if you paid me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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#blurg# 
veni bibi saltavi
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Um. Just how much is this "frozen yoghurt" wonder food?
Because if it's under $1000 it's not worth prostituting my dignity to get the discount, and if it's over $1 I'm not buying it.
I'm guessing they are on a loser with me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's not worth prostituting my dignity
Another way of saying you have no sense of humor. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have a sense of humour - I think - just I don't find people making a complete tit of themselves to save 10c funny.
This also partially explains my abhorrence of karaoke.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't find people making a complete tit of themselves to save 10c funny
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I love going to these type of yogurt shops. They always have great flavors and toppings. 
Yogurt shop haters, gonna hate. 
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APOD: 2016 September 19 - 50000 Kilometers over the Sun[^]
Notice that East and West are inversed. This is correct, The idea is that if you would be standing on the sun (looking at Earth) the East is as should be. So looking from Earth to the Sun, East is left, West is right.
This outburst of plasma, called a prominence is about 50-75 thousand km tall. Eart's diameter is about 12500 km. (mean radius: 6371 km). Earth's diameter fits 100 times in the Sun's diameter, making the Sun 1 000 000 times bigger in volume.
Makes you think at how tiny we are in the cosmos as the Sun is not a particular large body in the universe.
And here we are fighting over I don't know what... 
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Personally, I welcome our fiery monster overlords.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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V. wrote: And here we are fighting over
...size of smart phone screen.
...few pixels on a screens.
...font size.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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