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Why would anyone buy a Wi-Fi kettle?
Quote: Rittman, a data specialist who lives in Hove, ...
Ah, Hoveactually. That explains it. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Share and Enjoy!
-- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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BEWARE!!!! Today is boiling water for tea, tomorrow is travelling back in time to kill Sarah Connor.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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We keep going along this path, we are going to end up with kettles and toasters along the lines of the one in Red Dwarf.... 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: It has no name. Many brave men died to bring it here from the Galaxy of Pleasure...
Which movie?
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Samsung Note 7 Fire Safety Video! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Chocolat
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Debby does the killing fields 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Vibr... Tremors
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Galaxy s7?
Regards,
Palash
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"Sort mail there to get some capital and count lunch" (4,5)
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
modified 13-Oct-16 5:31am.
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Something with Post
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Nope. Not even close, sorry... wrong idea.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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May something with climate be the answer?
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Solution?
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Ok, to be official:
lima beans
Sort mail there to get some capital: mail sorted: Lima (capital of Peru)
count lunch: beans (counting beans)
Correct?
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Absolutely, it is now official. Have a smiley..  You're up tomorrow...
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Don't forget the upvote.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There are several variations of Murphy's law out there, but I have always subscribed to the fairly simple dual-stage-rule:
1. Anything that can go wrong, will.
2. If something can go wrong in several ways, it will go wrong in the worst way.
This has once again proven true for me.
I flushed the toilet and noticed the water was really slow flowing into the tank. It's late, time for bed really, but I lift the tank lid and jiggle things around. Nothing happens. Yeah, big surprise, I know.
Next I figure I will turn the water inlet valve on the wall on-off-on a couple of times. Big mistake. Huge.
You just know you are screwed when the handle snaps off in your hand and the water starts gushing out. And it is in my downstairs bathroom, so although turning off the main water valve helps, there is still a lot of water in the pipes.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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That wasn't the worst way possible.
The main water valve snapping would've been quite a bit worse. 
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I think you are trying to jinx me.
Fortunately the main valve is of a bit higher quality and it looks like they used stainless steel screws - unlike the broken valve...
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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There's probably a tank in the attic (or similar place) and they generally have an "extra" tap on them which cuts the amount of water you will lose to a (relatively) trivial amount.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You don't mean the water heater, do you? I think that is the only tank I have.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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No, most houses (certainly in the UK) have a cold water storage tank to "even out" the pressure from the mains. Normally a kitchen tap will feed directly off mains supply (for health and safety reasons) but a bathroom tap comes from the tank.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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