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Very Good, however I was under the impression that those help texts were remote generated...
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ha ha this gives me ideas on how to f*** with my friends 
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As a father of two, I can recommend trying a method where you are both in the same place rather than by messages... 
veni bibi saltavi
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I found ham really sexy..I think I have problems)
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I'd suggest therapy.
And not offering me a sandwich... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sandwich? I thinkb he was talking about him.[^] Still, therapy might be in order.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Careful what you say around these parts!
Some of these guys have condoms made out of Bacon just for such opportunities.
What happens next with the ham? With the Bacon?
Even the Soapbox has standards that must be upheld . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Even the Soapbox has standards that must be upheld . . .
Yeah, but this is The Lounge, so please keep that non-KSS word out of here, thank you very much! 
I'm talking about "bacon" of course! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's the dark side of having a 'clean' phone...I never have such fun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Is it "Ham Solo"? 
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I wouldn't care if it were a Leslie. It made I larf.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: In this moment, on this day, become the man you were born to be. You have it within yourself to write your own legend. Let it be to death, or Victory!
Which movie?
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Rambo Bilboa XXIV
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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It is not a movie! It is on a sticker on the back of iPhone XXIII...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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That's exactly what my dad said to me on the day of my confirmation!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Paris does a legend
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Star Trek: A Good Day to Die!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Lord of the Rings
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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It's:
0. Start the coffee machine
1. Delete spam (leaving real e-mails for later)
2. Go and get coffee
Now, because some iteration of busybody has decided to stop spam reaching my mailbox, I'm stuck with nothing to do for the God-only-knows how many seconds it takes for the coffee machine to finish! (The period is measured in units of spam-deletion, not seconds.)
Damn, this is boring!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Send me an email an I will ensure endless flow of spam at least for 5 minutes every morning...
And I will charge only $25 for a week...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Root13 wrote: I'll do it only for $15
I'll pay him $15 to let me do it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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